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Pictured: The "it's our small room" attraction as seen from the top of New Orleans
"it's our small room"
July 29, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the seldom-blinking figures representing the American Idol rejects of the universe sing about equality and blades.
The "it's our small room" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a room of glory, a room or jeers,
its a room of joy, its a room of years,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time we're all there,
it's our small room after all.
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to go on this attraction alone.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum height 60".
- Maximum IQ 74.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the "it's our small room" "alternative" experience.
- The merry-go-round was designed by Chip.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in the United States.
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