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Above: The "it's our small room" attraction at midday
"it's our small room"
May 24, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the seldom-blinking toys representing the youngsters of the galaxy shout about opportunity and beg for money until unplugged.
The "it's our small room" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a room of diversity, a room or hears,
its a room of joy, its a room of leers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for au pairs,
it's our small room after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- This attraction overheats less than any other attraction in Tomorrowland.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in the United States.
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