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The "it's our small room" attraction at midday

Above: The "it's our small room" attraction at midday

"it's our small room"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 24, 1973
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes


Float through scenes in which the seldom-blinking toys representing the youngsters of the galaxy shout about opportunity and beg for money until unplugged.

Theme Song

The "it's our small room" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a room of diversity, a room or hears,
its a room of joy, its a room of leers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for au pairs,
it's our small room after all.

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