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The "it's our small room" attraction, September 2, 1995, 6:39 a.m.
"it's our small room"
December 23, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the not-to-scale American Idol rejects of the eight countries bellow about equality and full employment.
The "it's our small room" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a room of happy, a room or jeers,
its a room of kids, its a room of peers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's our small room after all.
- Warning: before rabbit season, this attraction will be dominated by incoherent Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and in diapers).
- Attraction may be too frightening for retirees.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and balloons away from the other guests at appropriate times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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