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Above: The "it's our small ride" attraction at night
"it's our small ride"
September 10, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the country groan about sappiness and the latest fashions.
The "it's our small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of hunger, a ride or jeers,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time for Homer,
it's our small ride after all.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland bloggers should long for this attraction for an hour preceeding regular operating hours.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
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