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The "it's our small ride" attraction as seen from the top of Asia

Below: The "it's our small ride" attraction as seen from the top of Asia

"it's our small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 27, 1993
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 464 yards
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the seldom-blinking toys representing the child laborers of the country complain about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare even after the park is closed.

Theme Song

The "it's our small ride" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of hunger, a ride or hears,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time every year,
it's our small ride after all.

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