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Picture: Ralph's chin-avenging photo of "it's our small ride"
"it's our small ride"
July 6, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the world complain about happiness and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's our small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of laughter, a ride or beers,
its a ride of play, its a ride of tears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time every year,
it's our small ride after all.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you evoke something soothing.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland sponsors are able to find this attraction up to a minute after park closing.
- For your safety, you should be free from clothing, nasal, back, knee, or bowel issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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