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Image: The "it's our small ride" attraction, absently considered to be the finest scary attraction at Disneyland
"it's our small ride"
June 8, 1958
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Float into scenes in which the not-to-scale child laborers of the five continents harmonize about joy and blocks like government propaganda workers.
The "it's our small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of glory, a ride or dears,
its a ride of joy, its a ride of nears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for a pair,
it's our small ride after all.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young children.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, adults are required to wear special harnesses.
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