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The "it's our small ride" attraction at night

Above: The "it's our small ride" attraction at night

"it's our small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 10, 1955
Duration: 100 seconds
Avg. queue length: 83 minutes
Designed for: Infants


Float into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the country groan about sappiness and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's our small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of hunger, a ride or jeers,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time for Homer,
it's our small ride after all.

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