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The "it's our small ride" attraction as seen from the top of the United States
"it's our small ride"
August 5, 2004
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Cruise past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the world disharmonize about happiness and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's our small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of glory, a ride or ears,
its a ride of joy, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's our small ride after all.
- Warning: in the middle of a power outage, this attraction will be full of tourists.
- Minimum height 36".
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Synchronized with a 1977 downsizing, new art was "plussed" in the entrance scene.
- In an international poll, it was found that many people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is Lizzie McGuire.
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