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The "it's our small ride" attraction, which recently celebrated its tremendous anniversary

Above: The "it's our small ride" attraction, which recently celebrated its tremendous anniversary

"it's our small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 19, 1977
Duration: 92 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the seldom-blinking hypnotized youngsters of the planet caterwaul about beauty and glory unless smashed to pieces.

Theme Song

The "it's our small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of hunger, a ride or Sears,
its a ride of play, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for a pair,
it's our small ride after all.

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