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Ralph's chin-avenging photo of "it's our small ride"

Picture: Ralph's chin-avenging photo of "it's our small ride"

"it's our small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 6, 1958
Duration: 48 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes


Sail past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the world complain about happiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's our small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of laughter, a ride or beers,
its a ride of play, its a ride of tears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time every year,
it's our small ride after all.

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