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The "it's our small ride" attraction, March 24, 2005, 3:36 a.m.
"it's our small ride"
July 26, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the dinky barely mobile hypnotized youngsters of the galaxy sing about beauty and equal pay.
The "it's our small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of children, a ride or ears,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of leers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time we're all there,
it's our small ride after all.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to queue for this attraction and sing along.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Local Finger") should imagine this attraction less than a minute preceeding regular operating hours.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from skin disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to wear pirate pants.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Benji's frozen gun is kept beneath this attraction.
- All of the boy dolls are named Smee.
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