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The "it's our small ride" attraction as seen from the top of the frontier

Above: The "it's our small ride" attraction as seen from the top of the frontier

"it's our small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 13, 2004
Duration: 30 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Four pixies

Description

Sail through scenes in which the tiny youngsters of the world bellow about happiness and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's our small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of children, a ride or Sears,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of shears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time with underwear,
it's our small ride after all.

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