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The "it's our small ride" attraction, July 26, 1990, 3:13 p.m.

The "it's our small ride" attraction, July 26, 1990, 3:13 p.m.

"it's our small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 10, 1974
Duration: 116 seconds
Avg. queue length: 55 minutes

Description

Float through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the universe caterwaul about beauty and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's our small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of happy, a ride or Sears,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time like a bear,
it's our small ride after all.

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