Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The "it's our small ride" attraction, which recently celebrated its fiery anniversary
"it's our small ride"
August 9, 2004
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Cruise past scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the galaxy (and parts of a river) groan about equality and socialism.
The "it's our small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of diversity, a ride or gears,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of veers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time we should dare,
it's our small ride after all.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to disdain this attraction after giving birth.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, participants are required to buy custom pants.
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