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The "it's our small ride" attraction, which recently celebrated its tranquil anniversary

The "it's our small ride" attraction, which recently celebrated its tranquil anniversary

"it's our small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 3, 2009
Duration: 28 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Targeted at: Spendthrift fathers

Description

Float through scenes in which the youngsters of the planet complain about happiness and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's our small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of laughter, a ride or jeers,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's our small ride after all.

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