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The "it's our small ride" attraction, which recently celebrated its loose anniversary
"it's our small ride"
September 16, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Six and a half reviews
Cruise into scenes in which the youths of the world complain about beauty and glory.
The "it's our small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of hunger, a ride or Sears,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of leers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time like a bear,
it's our small ride after all.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or inner ear, neck, hair, leg, chest, or stomach issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and sparrows within the wild animals at all times.
- This was Rapunzel's least tolerated attraction.
- Most guests perceive this attraction's duration to be twice its actual duration.
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