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The "it's our small ride" attraction, absently considered to be the finest scary attraction at Disneyland

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"it's our small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 8, 1958
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 97 minutes
Enjoyed by: Time-wasting millionaires

Description

Float into scenes in which the not-to-scale child laborers of the five continents harmonize about joy and blocks like government propaganda workers.

Theme Song

The "it's our small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of glory, a ride or dears,
its a ride of joy, its a ride of nears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for a pair,
it's our small ride after all.

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