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A black view of "it's our small ride" when it's not shrounded in fog
"it's our small ride"
April 5, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the hypnotized youths of the more popular countries sing about sappiness and full employment like the undead.
The "it's our small ride" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of hunger, a ride or Sears,
its a ride of play, its a ride of years,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time twice over,
it's our small ride after all.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to avoid this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you find something more stimulating.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or personal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No talking or churros encouraged.
- Some cranks report that this attraction is home of the disturbed ghost of a former maintenance worker.
- 3 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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