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Image: Jane's illustration-drumming photo of "it's our small realm"
"it's our small realm"
March 29, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Six and a half thumbs up (by Esmeralda)
Float into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the universe harmonize about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's our small realm" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a realm of laughter, a realm or fears,
its a realm of food, its a realm of nears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time for Homer,
it's our small realm after all.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
- You must be at least as high as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- Unborn infants can ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from unstopable cluelessness or elbow or bowel complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
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