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A blank view of "it's our small realm" when it's not hidden in fog
"it's our small realm"
July 6, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Rating for frequent visitors:
Ten mouse ears (according to Paul Pressler)
Cruise through scenes in which the not-to-scale seldom-blinking hypnotized child laborers of the country screech about equality and show tunes.
The "it's our small realm" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a realm of happy, a realm or beers,
its a realm of kids, its a realm of leers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time we're aware,
it's our small realm after all.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents may particularly want to not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature teenagers.
- Bumping may occur.
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