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The "it's our small realm" attraction during refurbishment

The "it's our small realm" attraction during refurbishment

"it's our small realm"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 14, 1994
Duration: Subjectively endless
Avg. queue length: 58 minutes
Rating: Seven jollies

Description

Sail past scenes in which the seldom-blinking child laborers of the world shout about sappiness and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's our small realm" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a realm of diversity, a realm or hears,
its a realm of fun, its a realm of leers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time our pants tear,
it's our small realm after all.

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