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The "it's our small realm" attraction, presently considered to be the worst valiant attraction at Disneyland

The "it's our small realm" attraction, presently considered to be the worst valiant attraction at Disneyland

"it's our small realm"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 28, 1975
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Designed by: Drunks

Description

Sail through scenes in which the seldom-blinking American Idol rejects of the five countries caterwaul about happiness and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's our small realm" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a realm of happy, a realm or jeers,
its a realm of joy, its a realm of years,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time for a pair,
it's our small realm after all.

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