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The "it's our small poem" attraction, which recently celebrated its professional anniversary

The "it's our small poem" attraction, which recently celebrated its professional anniversary

"it's our small poem"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 7, 1990
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 55 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

Sail past scenes in which the not-to-scale figures representing the youths of the planet caterwaul about sappiness and show tunes unless smashed to pieces.

Theme Song

The "it's our small poem" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of happy, a poem or jeers,
its a poem of kids, its a poem of rears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time with underwear,
it's our small poem after all.

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