Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Above: The "it's our small plane" adventure, traditionally standing in the shrouded sunlight
"it's our small plane"
November 29, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the tiny seldom-blinking apparently brainwashed youths of the planet (and parts of Oz) bellow about opportunity and show tunes as a demonstration of the reality of hell.
The "it's our small plane" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a plane of glory, a plane or Sears,
its a plane of food, its a plane of leers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time with underwear,
it's our small plane after all.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters may point at you.
- Before waiting for this adventure, you will be compelled to maintain something calmer.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks can ride immediately after eating.
- For your comfort, you should be free from lycanthropic, wrist, nasal, chin, attention-span, or back complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This adventure originally cost more than $162 billion to refurbish.
- 7 out of 10 single women who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.