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"it's our small place", a favorite attraction of John Carter
"it's our small place"
April 15, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the tiny apparently brainwashed child laborers of the universe groan about sappiness and togetherness.
The "it's our small place" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of children, a place or deers,
its a place of hopes, its a place of rears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time for Homer,
it's our small place after all.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders might make silly comments to you.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something more demanding.
- Minimum height 49" (or 24.5" and tearful).
- Maximum height 70".
- Guest in front must be at least 74" tall.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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