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The "it's our small place" attraction during construction
"it's our small place"
November 16, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the country screech about equality and equal pay despite all protests.
The "it's our small place" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of diversity, a place or deers,
its a place of kids, its a place of leers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's our small place after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction by yourself.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- At one location in the introductory film, you can see a reference to an imaginary attraction.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in the United States.
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