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"it's our small place", a favorite attraction of John Carter

"it's our small place", a favorite attraction of John Carter

"it's our small place"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 15, 1992
Duration: 147 seconds
Avg. queue length: 58 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Four fairies

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the tiny apparently brainwashed child laborers of the universe groan about sappiness and togetherness.

Theme Song

The "it's our small place" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a place of children, a place or deers,
its a place of hopes, its a place of rears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time for Homer,
it's our small place after all.

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