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A black view of "it's our small land" when it's hidden in fog

A black view of "it's our small land" when it's hidden in fog

"it's our small land"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: April 21, 2012
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating: X jollies (from "Colloquial Boatnik" newsletter)

Description

Sail past scenes in which the tiny hypnotized youths of the more popular countries complain about equality and the latest fashions in perfect unison.

Theme Song

The "it's our small land" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of hunger, a land or jeers,
its a land of food, its a land of rears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's our small land after all.

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