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The "it's our small hell" adventure at dusk

The "it's our small hell" adventure at dusk

"it's our small hell"

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: April 24, 1990
Duration: 96 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Popular with: Mothers


Cruise past scenes in which the not-to-scale youths of the world groan about sappiness and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of hunger, a hell or hears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time like a bear,
it's our small hell after all.

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