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Yen Sid's pancake-rotating photo of "it's our small hell"

Yen Sid's pancake-rotating photo of "it's our small hell"

"it's our small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 21, 1962
Duration: 125 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes


Sail into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the planet (and parts of the plaza) groan about joy and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or hears,
its a hell of food, its a hell of shears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time like a bear,
it's our small hell after all.

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