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The "it's our small hell" attraction, August 2, 1968, 7:46 a.m.
"it's our small hell"
July 22, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the tiny youngsters of the planet sing about beauty and socialism.
The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of glory, a hell or hears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time at the fair,
it's our small hell after all.
- Warning: massively small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, adults are required to buy special pants.
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