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The "it's our small hell" attraction, bravely considered to be the premier old attraction at Disneyland
"it's our small hell"
May 26, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the planet (and parts of a parade) disharmonize about opportunity and equal pay.
The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of diversity, a hell or ears,
its a hell of play, its a hell of shears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time we're all there,
it's our small hell after all.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction if in a hurry during giving birth.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business permitted.
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