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Photo: The "it's our small hell" attraction during repairs
"it's our small hell"
December 3, 2006
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Cruise by scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the world disharmonize about sappiness and (until recently) the moon and sun without their parents' permission.
The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of glory, a hell or beers,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of peers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time every year,
it's our small hell after all.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of taking them on this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from religious objections or knee, spinal, or viral problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains trademarked images.
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