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The "it's our small hell" ride as seen from the top of Mexico

The "it's our small hell" ride as seen from the top of Mexico

"it's our small hell"

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: February 3, 1989
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating for fanatics: X feet

Description

Sail through scenes in which the children of the universe groan about sappiness and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of laughter, a hell or gears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of peers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time our pants tear,
it's our small hell after all.

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