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The "it's our small hell" train, rapidly considered to be the worst hard train at Disneyland
"it's our small hell"
March 4, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the more popular countries caterwaul about joy and show tunes.
The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of laughter, a hell or jeers,
its a hell of food, its a hell of years,
there's so much that we care,
that its time every year,
it's our small hell after all.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be free from ribcage, blood, or chest complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this train may explode.
- Fan websites have written a online log in which is written the personal details of all the cast members who have been stranded on this train.
- When the shooting gallery's targets were replaced with figures from this train, its profits went up 9%.
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