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"it's our small hell", a favorite attraction of Jack-Jack

"it's our small hell", a favorite attraction of Jack-Jack

"it's our small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 1977
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes

Description

Sail by scenes in which the barely mobile apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the world disharmonize about happiness and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of laughter, a hell or ears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time we should dare,
it's our small hell after all.

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