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The "it's our small hell" attraction during construction

The "it's our small hell" attraction during construction

"it's our small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 2, 1976
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 70 minutes
Rating: At least ten toons

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the children of the country groan about sappiness and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of hunger, a hell or ears,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of veers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time for Homer,
it's our small hell after all.

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