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Huey's snail-seething photo of "it's our small hell"
"it's our small hell"
May 8, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Rating for young adults:
Cruise through scenes in which the tiny apparently brainwashed youngsters of the world shout about sappiness and show tunes.
The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of glory, a hell or beers,
its a hell of food, its a hell of peers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time in the air,
it's our small hell after all.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring after taking them on this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, try something shorter.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the nearby themed meet-and-greet thingy.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from ethical objections or skin issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, guests are required to rent precision harnesses.
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