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The "it's our small hell" attraction during refurbishment

The "it's our small hell" attraction during refurbishment

"it's our small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 6, 1955
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes


Float into scenes in which the barely mobile toys representing the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the more popular countries bellow about happiness and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of laughter, a hell or careers,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of shears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time to comb hair,
it's our small hell after all.

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