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The "it's our small hell" attraction during construction
"it's our small hell"
April 2, 1976
Avg. queue length:
At least ten toons
Cruise past scenes in which the children of the country groan about sappiness and glory.
The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of hunger, a hell or ears,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of veers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time for Homer,
it's our small hell after all.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too startling for immature chickens.
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