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The "it's our small hell" attraction, bravely considered to be the premier old attraction at Disneyland

The "it's our small hell" attraction, bravely considered to be the premier old attraction at Disneyland

"it's our small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 26, 1979
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the planet (and parts of a parade) disharmonize about opportunity and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of diversity, a hell or ears,
its a hell of play, its a hell of shears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time we're all there,
it's our small hell after all.

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