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The "it's our small hell" attraction at night

At right: The "it's our small hell" attraction at night

"it's our small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 15, 1969
Duration: 133 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating: Three plusses


Sail through scenes in which the humanoid toys representing the American Idol rejects of the world complain about joy and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of happy, a hell or dears,
its a hell of food, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time like a bear,
it's our small hell after all.

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