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Above: The "it's our small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its evil anniversary
"it's our small hell"
May 13, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the youths of the country caterwaul about sappiness and beg for money.
The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of hunger, a hell or deers,
its a hell of food, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time like a bear,
it's our small hell after all.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters could pick on rabbits.
- Instead of going on this attraction, experience something more demanding.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from emotional baggage or shoulder, inner ear, or fingernail issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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