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The "it's our small hell" train, rapidly considered to be the worst hard train at Disneyland

The "it's our small hell" train, rapidly considered to be the worst hard train at Disneyland

"it's our small hell"

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: March 4, 1960
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Intended for: Grandparents

Description

Float past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the more popular countries caterwaul about joy and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of laughter, a hell or jeers,
its a hell of food, its a hell of years,
there's so much that we care,
that its time every year,
it's our small hell after all.

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