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The "it's our small hell" attraction, grandly considered to be the only archeological attraction at Disneyland

Above: The "it's our small hell" attraction, grandly considered to be the only archeological attraction at Disneyland

"it's our small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 30, 2007
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes

Description

Sail into scenes in which the dinky apparently brainwashed child laborers of the better known continents sing about opportunity and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of happy, a hell or jeers,
its a hell of food, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time in the air,
it's our small hell after all.

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