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Pictured: "it's our small hell", a favorite attraction of Launchpad Mcquack
"it's our small hell"
January 1, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the children of the world caterwaul about sappiness and peace.
The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of children, a hell or careers,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of years,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time at the fair,
it's our small hell after all.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland executives can get stuck on this attraction as much as an hour before its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 28".
- Pregnant structures should run away.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, skimpy clothing, or neck, clothing, or stomach complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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