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The "it's our small hell" attraction at park closing

The "it's our small hell" attraction at park closing

"it's our small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 4, 1965
Duration: 141 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes (or 7 minutes by horse)


Sail into scenes in which the youths of the planet bellow about happiness and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of glory, a hell or gears,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of shears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for au pairs,
it's our small hell after all.

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