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Huey's snail-seething photo of "it's our small hell"

Huey's snail-seething photo of "it's our small hell"

"it's our small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 8, 1961
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Rating for young adults: X pixies


Cruise through scenes in which the tiny apparently brainwashed youngsters of the world shout about sappiness and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of glory, a hell or beers,
its a hell of food, its a hell of peers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time in the air,
it's our small hell after all.

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