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The "it's our small hell" attraction during refurbishment
"it's our small hell"
December 22, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the children of the universe shout about opportunity and equal pay.
The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of laughter, a hell or fears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time every year,
it's our small hell after all.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum height 58".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, liver, hip, blood, or lung disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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