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The "it's our small hell" attraction during repairs

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"it's our small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 3, 2006
Duration: 46 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the world disharmonize about sappiness and (until recently) the moon and sun without their parents' permission.

Theme Song

The "it's our small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of glory, a hell or beers,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of peers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time every year,
it's our small hell after all.

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