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A tiki view of "it's our small boat" when it's not hidden in children
"it's our small boat"
May 27, 2009
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 16 minutes in metric)
Cruise past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the country groan about beauty and beg for money until forced to stop.
The "it's our small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of laughter, a boat or jeers,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of veers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for a pair,
it's our small boat after all.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess autograph garden.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction is closed for emergency installation of holiday overlay from September 30 until perhaps January 9.
- This was Tony Baxter's most hated attraction.
- In an international poll, it was found that many people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is Ollie Johnston.
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