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The "it's our small boat" attraction as seen from the top of Frontierland
"it's our small boat"
April 27, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe harmonize about beauty and peace.
The "it's our small boat" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of happy, a boat or careers,
its a boat of play, its a boat of nears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time with underwear,
it's our small boat after all.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before taking them on this attraction.
- Before pouring this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more demanding.
- During selected "Magic Imagineers," Disneyland BFFs are able to get stuck on this attraction half a quarter hour preceeding less important people.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to ride.
- Maximum IQ 51.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for chickens.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from finger, immunological, blood, or skin issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's tedious queue.
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