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Rabbit's bucket-offending photo of "it's our small boat"

Rabbit's bucket-offending photo of "it's our small boat"

"it's our small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 10, 2005
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 87 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Sail through scenes in which the seldom-blinking American Idol rejects of the galaxy sing about joy and enemies like government propaganda workers.

Theme Song

The "it's our small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of happy, a boat or careers,
its a boat of joy, its a boat of shears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time to grow hair,
it's our small boat after all.

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