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A tiki view of "it's our small boat" when it's not hidden in children

A tiki view of "it's our small boat" when it's not hidden in children

"it's our small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 27, 2009
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes (or 16 minutes in metric)

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the country groan about beauty and beg for money until forced to stop.

Theme Song

The "it's our small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of laughter, a boat or jeers,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of veers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for a pair,
it's our small boat after all.

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