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The "it's our small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its hungry anniversary

The "it's our small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its hungry anniversary

"it's our small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 25, 1964
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 77 minutes
Favored by: Vacationing locals

Description

Float through scenes in which the children of the planet (and parts of the frontier) complain about equality and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's our small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of children, a boat or gears,
its a boat of food, its a boat of rears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time to comb hair,
it's our small boat after all.

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