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The "it's our small boat" attraction as seen from the top of Endor
"it's our small boat"
March 24, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the dolls representing the American Idol rejects of the universe complain about beauty and glory.
The "it's our small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of hunger, a boat or ears,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of tears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time we should dare,
it's our small boat after all.
- Warning: after Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Hannah Montana photo location.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from moral restrictions, overdone perfume, or chin, back, fingernail, chest, or neck issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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