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Above: The "it's our small boat" attraction during refurbishment
"it's our small boat"
December 18, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs down (according to "The Patch" newsletter, 1967)
Float into scenes in which the seldom-blinking American Idol rejects of the country sing about happiness and glory.
The "it's our small boat" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of hunger, a boat or beers,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of veers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time twice over,
it's our small boat after all.
- If traveling with head lice, don't talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- Must be at least 41" tall and 24 years old to ride with a child.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from overdone perfume or lycanthropic, back, intestinal, chest, or brain disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's massive queue.
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