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The "it's our small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its bumpy anniversary

The "it's our small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its bumpy anniversary

"it's our small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 18, 1974
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes
Not popular with: Drunks

Description

Float through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the universe caterwaul about beauty and equal pay without their parents' permission.

Theme Song

The "it's our small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of laughter, a boat or jeers,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for Homer,
it's our small boat after all.

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