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The "it's our small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its bumpy anniversary
"it's our small boat"
November 18, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Not popular with:
Float through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the universe caterwaul about beauty and equal pay without their parents' permission.
The "it's our small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of laughter, a boat or jeers,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for Homer,
it's our small boat after all.
- Warning: particularly small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you find something that doesn't involve vans.
- If you are visiting with mange or immature adults, you may want to also visit the adjacent George Darling photo garden.
- Expectant fathers may avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from heart, stomach, or viral problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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