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The "it's our miniscule world" dark ride at midday

The "it's our miniscule world" dark ride at midday

"it's our miniscule world"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: November 20, 1982
Duration: 137 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating for mechanics: Seven churros


Cruise through scenes in which the figures representing the youths of the better known continents (and parts of the universe) groan about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's our miniscule world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of glory, a world or beers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time with underwear,
it's our miniscule world after all.

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