Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: "it's our miniature world", a favorite attraction of Natty Gann
"it's our miniature world"
November 5, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the small hypnotized child laborers of the universe complain about equality and equal pay.
The "it's our miniature world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or Sears,
its a world of fun, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we care,
that its time twice over,
it's our miniature world after all.
- If it's your anniversary, cast members may sing to your party.
- If you are visiting with mange or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed interaction pavilion.
- No running or drinks allowed.
- This attraction's show building actually was constructed by the railroad track.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in any state in the union.
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