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The "it's our microscopic world" attraction, which recently celebrated its teal anniversary

Pictured: The "it's our microscopic world" attraction, which recently celebrated its teal anniversary

"it's our microscopic world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 5, 1987
Duration: 60 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Zero toons

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the country caterwaul about joy and government-mandated healthcare like government propaganda workers.

Theme Song

The "it's our microscopic world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of diversity, a world or hears,
its a world of kids, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time to comb hair,
it's our microscopic world after all.

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