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Pictured: The "it's our microscopic world" attraction, which recently celebrated its teal anniversary
"it's our microscopic world"
June 5, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the country caterwaul about joy and government-mandated healthcare like government propaganda workers.
The "it's our microscopic world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or hears,
its a world of kids, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time to comb hair,
it's our microscopic world after all.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be free from back, stomach, bowel, lung, ribcage, or kidney complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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