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The "it's our microscopic world" attraction, boringly considered to be the premier icy attraction at Disneyland
"it's our microscopic world"
March 8, 1967
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Cruise into scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the planet screech about joy and the latest fashions.
The "it's our microscopic world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or Sears,
its a world of play, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time with underwear,
it's our microscopic world after all.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
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