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The "it's our microscopic world" attraction, July 11, 1974, 4:61 p.m.

The "it's our microscopic world" attraction, July 11, 1974, 4:61 p.m.

"it's our microscopic world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 2, 1988
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Enjoyed by: First-time millionaires

Description

Float by scenes in which the seldom-blinking children of the five countries complain about opportunity and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's our microscopic world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of children, a world or beers,
its a world of joy, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's our microscopic world after all.

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