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An ingenious view of "it's our microscopic world" when it's shrounded in reductionism
"it's our microscopic world"
March 27, 2013
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're smaller)
Sail by scenes in which the seldom-blinking American Idol rejects of the world disharmonize about happiness and the latest fashions.
The "it's our microscopic world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or deers,
its a world of play, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time we should dare,
it's our microscopic world after all.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
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