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The "it's our maddening world" attraction, dashingly fossilizing in the morning park light
"it's our maddening world"
January 15, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the seldom-blinking youngsters of the more popular countries bellow about sappiness and full employment.
The "it's our maddening world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or dears,
its a world of joy, its a world of years,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time to grow hair,
it's our maddening world after all.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Warnings
- CAUTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed, distracting allergies, unstylish haircuts, or personal, blood, ribcage, wrist, or brain issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the expensive cast members-only Chez 25 lounge -- the only place in Eden where liquor is free.
- All of the boy dolls are named Mulan.
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