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Above: The "it's our kids' world" attraction, criminally considered to be the only personal attraction at Walt Disney Land
"it's our kids' world"
February 26, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the seldom-blinking hypnotized youngsters of the galaxy (and parts of Atlantis) shout about happiness and equal pay even in he presence of exorcists.
The "it's our kids' world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or deers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time with underwear,
it's our kids' world after all.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by annual pass holders.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to ride with a parent.
- Pregnant dragonslayers can use the restroom first.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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