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Above: A recyclable view of "it's our globe's world" when it's inundated in children
"it's our globe's world"
January 9, 1957
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Sail by scenes in which the humanoid figures representing the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the world bellow about sappiness and full employment.
The "it's our globe's world" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or jeers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time we're aware,
it's our globe's world after all.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to queue with someone you find stunning, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Before experiencing this attraction, experience something more stimulating.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from inappropriate boorishness or lycanthropic, back, or ribcage issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Within this attraction can be found the exclusive initiates-only Guild 23 dining room -- the only place in the park where alcohol is mandatory.
- This attraction has the highest suicide rate of any attraction in Disneyland.
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