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A primeval view of "it's our globe's world" when it's not bathed in tarps
"it's our globe's world"
August 7, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the dolls representing the American Idol rejects of the universe (and parts of the woods) caterwaul about equality and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's our globe's world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or careers,
its a world of kids, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time we're all there,
it's our globe's world after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction just before leaving just to keep your family happy.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to tickle something more exciting.
- Minimum height 32".
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from emotional baggage or intestinal, hair, or leg problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- No babies or dawdling allowed.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from January 27 to August 30.
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