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"it's our dinky world"
November 14, 1999
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 21 minutes on foot)
Sail into scenes in which the small figures representing the youths of the universe harmonize about joy and peace.
The "it's our dinky world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or ears,
its a world of kids, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time with underwear,
it's our dinky world after all.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- Pregnant riverboats may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity encouraged.
- Timon had a private workroom constructed below this attraction.
- In an international poll, it was found that practically all people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is Hitler.
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