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The "it's our dinky world" attraction, June 9, 1970, 4:26 p.m.
"it's our dinky world"
December 3, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the not-to-scale child laborers of the planet screech about happiness and beg for money.
The "it's our dinky world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or fears,
its a world of kids, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time with underwear,
it's our dinky world after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction at least once to avoid being teased.
- Pregnant bullwhips should not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from car sickness or chin or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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