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The "it's our dinky world" attraction, May 28, 1996, 11:63 a.m.
"it's our dinky world"
September 7, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the planet complain about equality and the latest fashions.
The "it's our dinky world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or dears,
its a world of joy, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time twice over,
it's our dinky world after all.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals could talk to you.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something calmer.
Guest Policies and Information
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from hip, romantic, stomach, spinal, or heart problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experiment.
- Contains strobe-light signage.
- During weather, this attraction may melt.
- No food or churros encouraged.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- This attraction is said to have cost less than $482 million to construct.
- There are enough dolls in this attraction to choke an industrial shreader.
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