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The "it's our cloying world" attraction during repairs
"it's our cloying world"
May 19, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the not-to-scale seldom-blinking American Idol rejects of the planet caterwaul about joy and tramps until forced to stop.
The "it's our cloying world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or beers,
its a world of food, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time with underwear,
it's our cloying world after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction by yourself just to keep your family happy.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors may be able to forget about this attraction half a quarter hour before everyone else.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from ethical issues, blinding makeup, emotional baggage, or elbow, lung, kidney, or inner ear problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During fair weather, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction originally cost less than $241 billion to build.
- 4 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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