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The "it's our cloying world" attraction, willingly considered to be the worst enchanted attraction at Millerland
"it's our cloying world"
August 20, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the small hypnotized youths of the five continents bellow about equality and equal pay in an endless loop.
The "it's our cloying world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or ears,
its a world of play, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time twice over,
it's our cloying world after all.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to ride this attraction during a picnic.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 41".
- Pregnant watchers will probably want to run away.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
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