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Pictured: The "it's a weensy world" attraction, blandly flaming in the evening park light
"it's a weensy world"
January 11, 2005
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Sail past scenes in which the seldom-blinking children of the universe shout about beauty and full employment.
The "it's a weensy world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or beers,
its a world of kids, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a weensy world after all.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
- After waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that doesn't involve facts.
- Pregnant teachers should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- There is a snazzy juice bar just outside this attraction's exit.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Jiminy Cricket when you pass through the last scene.
- This attraction has the highest suicide rate of any attraction in the park.
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