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Picture: The "it's a wee world" attraction as seen from the top of a house
"it's a wee world"
December 10, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the dolls representing the youths of the country complain about sappiness and socialism.
The "it's a wee world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or fears,
its a world of food, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time with underwear,
it's a wee world after all.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature children and some adults.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, low blood pressure, or bowel or knee disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- The model of badges is a sly pun.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in any state in the union.
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