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The "it's a toys' world" attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst crisp attraction at Disneyland

The "it's a toys' world" attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst crisp attraction at Disneyland

"it's a toys' world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 21, 1984
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Four stars

Description

Sail past scenes in which the seldom-blinking dolls representing the American Idol rejects of the friendly countries groan about happiness and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's a toys' world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of laughter, a world or jeers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a toys' world after all.

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