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The "it's a teeny world" attraction during construction
"it's a teeny world"
January 2, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs down
Float into scenes in which the children of the galaxy sing about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or beers,
its a world of joy, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a teeny world after all.
- Warning: just before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be uncomfortable for passive-aggressive pin traders.
- Minimum height 45".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- No dancing or nudity encouraged.
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