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The "it's a teeny world" attraction during construction

The "it's a teeny world" attraction during construction

"it's a teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 2, 1960
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating: Five thumbs down


Float into scenes in which the children of the galaxy sing about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of happy, a world or beers,
its a world of joy, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a teeny world after all.

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