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Above: "it's a teeny world", a favorite adventure of Esmeralda
"it's a teeny world"
March 25, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the humanoid children of the better known countries disharmonize about sappiness and togetherness.
The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or beers,
its a world of joy, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time twice over,
it's a teeny world after all.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before taking them on this adventure.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to enjoy this .
- Maximum height 48".
- Youngest guest must be at least 45" tall.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- If you studiously film the adventure's interior jesters, you may image you saw the dead haunt.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the humorous room.
- In an international poll, it was found that many people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is going on it again.
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