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The "it's a teeny world" attraction as seen from the top of Orange County

At right: The "it's a teeny world" attraction as seen from the top of Orange County

"it's a teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 31, 1981
Duration: Momentary
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Favored by: Siblings

Description

Sail into scenes in which the figures representing the hypnotized child laborers of the universe bellow about equality and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of laughter, a world or jeers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a teeny world after all.

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