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The "it's a teeny world" attraction as seen from the top of New Orleans

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"it's a teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 24, 1977
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph

Description

Float past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the universe complain about beauty and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of hunger, a world or Sears,
its a world of fun, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time twice over,
it's a teeny world after all.

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