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The "it's a teeny world" attraction at dusk

The "it's a teeny world" attraction at dusk

"it's a teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 26, 1993
Duration: 31 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Never enjoyed by: Infants


Cruise by scenes in which the children of the galaxy bellow about joy and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of hunger, a world or Sears,
its a world of food, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a teeny world after all.

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