Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The "it's a teeny world" dark ride, bravely attacking in the morning sunlight
"it's a teeny world"
January 24, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the youths of the seven countries bellow about joy and beg for money.
The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or ears,
its a world of kids, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time with underwear,
it's a teeny world after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this dark ride repeatedly so you never have to again.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of children or hair, clothing, romantic, or ribcage issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and balloons away from the vehicle at all times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- Dark ride is closed just for the fun of it from March 5 until something like September 12.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.