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Image: The "it's a teeny world" attraction as seen from the top of New Orleans
"it's a teeny world"
July 24, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the universe complain about beauty and socialism.
The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or Sears,
its a world of fun, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time twice over,
it's a teeny world after all.
- If traveling with a small group, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 46".
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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