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The "it's a teeny world" adventure as seen from the top of Disney Drive
"it's a teeny world"
September 28, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the dinky apparently brainwashed youths of the world caterwaul about equality and togetherness unless smashed to pieces.
The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or ears,
its a world of kids, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time we should dare,
it's a teeny world after all.
- Warning: very young children will want to experience this adventure multiple times.
- Before going on this adventure, custom demands that you try something less magical.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature chickens.
- The tower of "it's a teeny world" can be seen from as far away as the canyon.
- 2 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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