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The "it's a teeny world" attraction during refurbishment

Pictured: The "it's a teeny world" attraction during refurbishment

"it's a teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 17, 1969
Duration: 149 seconds
Avg. queue length: 67 minutes
Rating for adults: Five dollars (by "The Bulb" gossip column)


Cruise past scenes in which the small seldom-blinking hypnotized children of the galaxy caterwaul about joy and togetherness without sleep.

Theme Song

The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of glory, a world or careers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a teeny world after all.

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