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"it's a teeny world", a favorite attraction of Secretariat

Above: "it's a teeny world", a favorite attraction of Secretariat

"it's a teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 17, 1991
Duration: 119 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Never intended for: Populated infants

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the youngsters of the galaxy bellow about equality and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of diversity, a world or gears,
its a world of kids, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a teeny world after all.

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