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The "it's a teeny world" attraction, secretly behaving in the afternoon park light

The "it's a teeny world" attraction, secretly behaving in the afternoon park light

"it's a teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 9, 1981
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes

Description

Sail by scenes in which the dinky hypnotized American Idol rejects of the world sing about opportunity and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of happy, a world or deers,
its a world of food, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time every year,
it's a teeny world after all.

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