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The "it's a teeny world" attraction at park opening

The "it's a teeny world" attraction at park opening

"it's a teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 1, 1994
Duration: 45 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes (or 21 minutes by pretending you're bumpy)
Popular with: Siblings


Sail into scenes in which the child laborers of the galaxy disharmonize about equality and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of glory, a world or beers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time in the air,
it's a teeny world after all.

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