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The "it's a teeny world" attraction as seen from the top of Denmark

The "it's a teeny world" attraction as seen from the top of Denmark

"it's a teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 26, 2006
Duration: 61 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Eight plusses

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the child laborers of the planet (and parts of London) caterwaul about sappiness and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's a teeny world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of happy, a world or Sears,
its a world of joy, its a world of years,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time in a chair,
it's a teeny world after all.

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