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Above: "it's a teensy world", a favorite attraction of Tonka
"it's a teensy world"
March 7, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the tiny humanoid dolls representing the children of the eight countries screech about equality and equal pay.
The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or deers,
its a world of fun, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time like a bear,
it's a teensy world after all.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members might make silly comments to your party.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to try something with a different aura.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant masks will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- No shoplifting or dawdling encouraged.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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