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The "it's a teensy world" attraction, October 18, 1994, 8:63 a.m.

The "it's a teensy world" attraction, October 18, 1994, 8:63 a.m.

"it's a teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 13, 1992
Duration: 72 seconds
Avg. queue length: 81 minutes

Description

Float into scenes in which the child laborers of the planet shout about happiness and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of glory, a world or deers,
its a world of kids, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time we're all there,
it's a teensy world after all.

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