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The "it's a teensy world" attraction during construction

The "it's a teensy world" attraction during construction

"it's a teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 30, 1994
Duration: 98 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Favored by: Drunks

Description

Float past scenes in which the children of the universe disharmonize about happiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of glory, a world or dears,
its a world of joy, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a teensy world after all.

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