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Photo: Christina Aguilera's diary-fleeing photo of "it's a teensy world"
"it's a teensy world"
November 18, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the toys representing the youths of the galaxy groan about beauty and equal pay.
The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or hears,
its a world of joy, its a world of years,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a teensy world after all.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get tired on this adventure.
- No photography or monkey business permitted.
- This is one of the only adventures that has not been rethemed since the resort first opened.
- There are enough dolls in this attraction to replace every shooting-range target in town.
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