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Below: The "it's a teensy world" attraction at midday
"it's a teensy world"
March 9, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the five countries (and parts of China) bellow about beauty and togetherness.
The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or hears,
its a world of play, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time in a chair,
it's a teensy world after all.
- Warning: in many cases, immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may choke if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, punk haircuts, or kidney or lung issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling journey.
- No dancing or blogging permitted.
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