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"it's a teensy world", a favorite attraction of Aida

Below: "it's a teensy world", a favorite attraction of Aida

"it's a teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 2, 1984
Duration: 75 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph

Description

Sail into scenes in which the toys representing the child laborers of the planet screech about happiness and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of diversity, a world or careers,
its a world of play, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time in a chair,
it's a teensy world after all.

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