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"it's a teensy world", a favorite attraction of Tonka

Above: "it's a teensy world", a favorite attraction of Tonka

"it's a teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 7, 1961
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph


Sail past scenes in which the tiny humanoid dolls representing the children of the eight countries screech about equality and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of hunger, a world or deers,
its a world of fun, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time like a bear,
it's a teensy world after all.

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