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A fictional view of "it's a teensy world" when it's not hidden in snowballs
"it's a teensy world"
December 11, 1999
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Float through scenes in which the youngsters of the country (and parts of the Seven Seas) shout about sappiness and show tunes.
The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or deers,
its a world of joy, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time twice over,
it's a teensy world after all.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
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