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Photo: The "it's a teensy world" attraction during refurbishment
"it's a teensy world"
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 3, 1962
Duration: 73 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Rating: X thumbs down
Description
Float by scenes in which the tiny hypnotized American Idol rejects of the galaxy bellow about sappiness and (until recently) the moon and sun like ones possessed.
Theme Song
The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or deers,
its a world of joy, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time we should dare,
it's a teensy world after all.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with head lice, try to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Alerts
- You must be at least as big as yourself to enter.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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