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Above: The "it's a teensy world" attraction, which recently celebrated its potential anniversary
"it's a teensy world"
April 20, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the youngsters of the world disharmonize about joy and the latest fashions despite all protests.
The "it's a teensy world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or jeers,
its a world of fun, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time in a chair,
it's a teensy world after all.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- The letters in ""it's a teensy world"" can be scrambled to spell " Eq'ntyduqt&sowoto; Sueali&;t R."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Jasmine when you are stuck in the last room.
- There are enough dolls in this attraction to choke an industrial shreader.
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