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The "it's a small verse" attraction at night

The "it's a small verse" attraction at night

"it's a small verse"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 13, 2001
Duration: 93 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph


Cruise by scenes in which the figures representing the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the country complain about opportunity and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's a small verse" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a verse of glory, a verse or careers,
its a verse of play, its a verse of leers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time for Homer,
it's a small verse after all.

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