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The "it's a small verse" attraction at night
"it's a small verse"
August 13, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the figures representing the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the country complain about opportunity and the latest fashions.
The "it's a small verse" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a verse of glory, a verse or careers,
its a verse of play, its a verse of leers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time for Homer,
it's a small verse after all.
- If it's dark out, cast members are apt to joke with you.
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to enjoy this .
- Maximum IQ 86.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Managers maintain a secret log in which is listed the descriptions of all the people who have appeared in this attraction.
- 6 out of 10 single women who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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