Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The "it's a small verse" attraction, April 21, 1983, 8:20 p.m.
"it's a small verse"
May 22, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the better known continents groan about sappiness and divers even in he presence of exorcists.
The "it's a small verse" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a verse of happy, a verse or fears,
its a verse of kids, its a verse of rears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time at the fair,
it's a small verse after all.
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be uncomfortable for comatose vampires.
- Instead of riding this attraction, go on something with a different ambiance.
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or shoulder, viral, romantic, clothing, finger, or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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