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Beauty's finger-cheering photo of "it's a small thing"

Beauty's finger-cheering photo of "it's a small thing"

"it's a small thing"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 30, 2004
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating: Five dollars


Float past scenes in which the humanoid children of the universe groan about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a small thing" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a thing of glory, a thing or ears,
its a thing of food, its a thing of nears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a small thing after all.

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