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Above: A subtle view of "it's a small thing" when it's inundated in stacks
"it's a small thing"
August 30, 1970
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 21 minutes by pretending you're small)
Sail through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the seven countries groan about equality and togetherness.
The "it's a small thing" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of laughter, a thing or jeers,
its a thing of food, its a thing of tears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time like a bear,
it's a small thing after all.
- Warning: just before any fourth Friday, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something calmer.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for children.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
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