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The "it's a small thing" attraction, haughtily considered to be the best single attraction at Disneyland
"it's a small thing"
June 4, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the seldom-blinking child laborers of the universe caterwaul about opportunity and togetherness.
The "it's a small thing" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of glory, a thing or gears,
its a thing of food, its a thing of mirrors,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time to comb hair,
it's a small thing after all.
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 48" (or 24" and endlessly complaining).
- Maximum IQ 94.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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