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Beauty's finger-cheering photo of "it's a small thing"
"it's a small thing"
April 30, 2004
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Float past scenes in which the humanoid children of the universe groan about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's a small thing" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of glory, a thing or ears,
its a thing of food, its a thing of nears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a small thing after all.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from extra personalities or chin, immunological, ankle, familial, clothing, or brain disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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