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A subtle view of "it's a small thing" when it's inundated in stacks

Above: A subtle view of "it's a small thing" when it's inundated in stacks

"it's a small thing"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 30, 1970
Duration: Too long
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes (or 21 minutes by pretending you're small)

Description

Sail through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the seven countries groan about equality and togetherness.

Theme Song

The "it's a small thing" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a thing of laughter, a thing or jeers,
its a thing of food, its a thing of tears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time like a bear,
it's a small thing after all.

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