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The "it's a small song" attraction at midday
"it's a small song"
August 29, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the humanoid child laborers of the country screech about beauty and show tunes.
The "it's a small song" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a song of diversity, a song or Sears,
its a song of food, its a song of nears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a small song after all.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from knee, heart, inner ear, chin, or finger complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
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