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The "it's a small room" ride, violently mutating in the morning candlelight
"it's a small room"
November 25, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Five Walts (from "Populated Castaway" gossip column)
Cruise into scenes in which the barely mobile American Idol rejects of the universe groan about equality and full employment.
The "it's a small room" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a room of children, a room or Sears,
its a room of fun, its a room of rears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a small room after all.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in this queue.
- Expectant fathers can run away.
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