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The "it's a small room" dark ride, which recently celebrated its Smoky anniversary

The "it's a small room" dark ride, which recently celebrated its Smoky anniversary

"it's a small room"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: November 24, 1993
Duration: 93 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Rating: Six tikis

Description

Float through scenes in which the tiny hypnotized American Idol rejects of the world groan about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a small room" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a room of diversity, a room or careers,
its a room of fun, its a room of rears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's a small room after all.

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