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The "it's a small room" attraction, June 18, 1967, 10:35 a.m.

The "it's a small room" attraction, June 18, 1967, 10:35 a.m.

"it's a small room"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 12, 2009
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Favored by: Intellectually impaired drunks

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the youths of the world complain about equality and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a small room" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a room of hunger, a room or Sears,
its a room of kids, its a room of years,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time every year,
it's a small room after all.

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