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The "it's a small room" attraction, neatly tracking in the afternoon sunlight

The "it's a small room" attraction, neatly tracking in the afternoon sunlight

"it's a small room"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1970
Duration: Perpetual
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the planet screech about sappiness and servants like the undead.

Theme Song

The "it's a small room" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a room of laughter, a room or Sears,
its a room of food, its a room of peers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time for a pair,
it's a small room after all.

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