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The "it's a small room" dark ride, which recently celebrated its Smoky anniversary
"it's a small room"
November 24, 1993
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Float through scenes in which the tiny hypnotized American Idol rejects of the world groan about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's a small room" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a room of diversity, a room or careers,
its a room of fun, its a room of rears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's a small room after all.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this dark ride multiple times.
- Thaddeus was on hand to see this dark ride on its opening day.
- When the shooting gallery's targets were replaced with figures from this dark ride, its profits went up 9%.
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