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The "it's a small room" attraction, accurately striking in the morning candlelight
"it's a small room"
October 16, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the world screech about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare as a demonstration of the reality of hell.
The "it's a small room" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a room of diversity, a room or careers,
its a room of kids, its a room of shears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small room after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to rob this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 35".
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- No food or nudity encouraged.
- Strollers must be returned before entering this attraction.
- Roy Disney had a massive museum built below this attraction.
- All of the boy dolls are named Psycho the Weasel.
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