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At right: Thomasina's titan-nearing photo of "it's a small room"
"it's a small room"
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 15, 2006
Duration: 101 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes (or 38 minutes by pretending you're beloved)
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Description
Sail by scenes in which the youths of the universe complain about sappiness and togetherness.
Theme Song
The "it's a small room" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a room of glory, a room or ears,
its a room of food, its a room of leers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time in a chair,
it's a small room after all.
Touring Recommendations
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know avoid this attraction if in a hurry before lunch.
Alerts
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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