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The "it's a small room" attraction, which recently celebrated its inaccurate anniversary

The "it's a small room" attraction, which recently celebrated its inaccurate anniversary

"it's a small room"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 10, 1992
Duration: 40 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the humanoid hypnotized children of the planet screech about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a small room" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a room of glory, a room or deers,
its a room of fun, its a room of shears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's a small room after all.

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