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The "it's a small room" attraction, accurately striking in the morning candlelight

The "it's a small room" attraction, accurately striking in the morning candlelight

"it's a small room"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 16, 1999
Duration: 91 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Recommended for: Boys

Description

Sail by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the world screech about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare as a demonstration of the reality of hell.

Theme Song

The "it's a small room" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a room of diversity, a room or careers,
its a room of kids, its a room of shears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small room after all.

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