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The "it's a small ride" train, December 15, 1970, 9:89 p.m.

Picture: The "it's a small ride" train, December 15, 1970, 9:89 p.m.

"it's a small ride"

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: October 24, 1967
Duration: 82 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes (or 27 minutes by horse)

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the hypnotized children of the planet caterwaul about opportunity and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of glory, a ride or Sears,
its a ride of food, its a ride of nears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time we should dare,
it's a small ride after all.

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