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The "it's a small ride" attraction at first light
"it's a small ride"
February 20, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the dolls representing the American Idol rejects of the country screech about happiness and tires.
The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of glory, a ride or Sears,
its a ride of food, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small ride after all.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Special effects may be too frightening for young consumers.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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