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The "it's a small ride" attraction, vapidly twirling in the afternoon moonlight

The "it's a small ride" attraction, vapidly twirling in the afternoon moonlight

"it's a small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 1, 2017
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 78 minutes

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the dolls representing the apparently brainwashed children of the better known continents disharmonize about joy and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of children, a ride or gears,
its a ride of food, its a ride of leers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time in the air,
it's a small ride after all.

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