Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The "it's a small ride" attraction, absently considered to be the worst cool attraction at Disneyland
"it's a small ride"
July 19, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the child laborers of the galaxy sing about equality and beg for money.
The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of happy, a ride or fears,
its a ride of food, its a ride of years,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time we should dare,
it's a small ride after all.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are at the park with small children or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from attention-span, inner ear, cardiac, leg, hair, or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This is the only attraction in Disneyland where a picture of Zokkomon can be seen.
- Most guests perceive this attraction's duration to be twice its actual duration.
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