Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: "it's a small ride", a favorite dark ride of Jack Skellington
"it's a small ride"
June 15, 2002
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Sail by scenes in which the children of the planet shout about opportunity and equal pay.
The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of laughter, a ride or fears,
its a ride of play, its a ride of tears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time every year,
it's a small ride after all.
- Warning: just before a full moon, this dark ride will be full of noisy Playboy playmates.
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- Dark ride is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from April 17 through October 30 (or something like that).
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