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The "it's a small ride" attraction at dusk
"it's a small ride"
July 26, 1955
Avg. queue length:
749 Disney units
Float into scenes in which the tiny humanoid apparently brainwashed children of the galaxy caterwaul about happiness and mints.
The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of children, a ride or dears,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of years,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time for Homer,
it's a small ride after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction by yourself so you can say that you did.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for very young children.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
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