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The "it's a small ride" attraction at first light

The "it's a small ride" attraction at first light

"it's a small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 20, 2006
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Rating: Zero guests


Cruise through scenes in which the dolls representing the American Idol rejects of the country screech about happiness and tires.

Theme Song

The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of glory, a ride or Sears,
its a ride of food, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small ride after all.

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