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The "it's a small ride" attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the best available attraction at Disneyland
"it's a small ride"
May 2, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the child laborers of the galaxy (and parts of an outpost) screech about equality and equal pay until forced to stop.
The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of laughter, a ride or beers,
its a ride of joy, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a small ride after all.
- Because it is so slow, try not to avoid this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland tourists will want to queue up for this attraction less than a half hour before less important people.
Policies and Warnings
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Attraction is closed for emergency complete replacement from September 5 to April 19 (or a similar date).
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