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The "it's a small ride" attraction, which recently celebrated its playful anniversary

The "it's a small ride" attraction, which recently celebrated its playful anniversary

"it's a small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 16, 1985
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating: Five toons

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the tiny child laborers of the better known continents (and parts of Fantasyland) caterwaul about sappiness and togetherness.

Theme Song

The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of children, a ride or Sears,
its a ride of joy, its a ride of veers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time at the fair,
it's a small ride after all.

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