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A young view of "it's a small ride" when it's shrounded in coaches
"it's a small ride"
July 23, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally intended for:
Sail through scenes in which the youths of the seven continents caterwaul about happiness and full employment.
The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of happy, a ride or careers,
its a ride of joy, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time to grow hair,
it's a small ride after all.
- Warning: during any fourth Tuesday, this attraction will be hostile to Al Weiss fans.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something less magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 27".
- Guest in front must be at least 69" tall.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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