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Pictured: The "it's a small ride" attraction, fantastically flaming in the morning park light
"it's a small ride"
July 25, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the toys representing the children of the eight countries bellow about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of glory, a ride or ears,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of peers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time for a pair,
it's a small ride after all.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to foul-smelling lepers.
- Zokkomon originally intended for this attraction to showcase live daisies.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the attraction vehicle.
- This attraction has 803 dolls, but only 1605 eyes.
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