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The "it's a small ride" attraction, December 31, 1956, 4:56 a.m.

The "it's a small ride" attraction, December 31, 1956, 4:56 a.m.

"it's a small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 5, 2008
Duration: 22 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Favored by: Tweens

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the figures representing the American Idol rejects of the planet caterwaul about opportunity and equal pay in an endless loop.

Theme Song

The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of diversity, a ride or hears,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of leers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a small ride after all.

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