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The "it's a small ride" attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the best available attraction at Disneyland

The "it's a small ride" attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the best available attraction at Disneyland

"it's a small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 2, 1964
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Ten guests

Description

Float by scenes in which the child laborers of the galaxy (and parts of an outpost) screech about equality and equal pay until forced to stop.

Theme Song

The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of laughter, a ride or beers,
its a ride of joy, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a small ride after all.

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