Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The "it's a small ride" attraction, July 3, 1973, 8:35 p.m.
"it's a small ride"
November 5, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the planet screech about opportunity and glory.
The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of glory, a ride or dears,
its a ride of food, its a ride of nears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a small ride after all.
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Instead of churning this attraction, experience something in a distant area of the park.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
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