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The "it's a small ride" attraction at park opening
"it's a small ride"
April 22, 2001
Avg. queue length:
137 Disney units
Float past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the world (and parts of a waterfall) sing about sappiness and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of glory, a ride or careers,
its a ride of play, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a small ride after all.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals could pick on people near you.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something that requires more clothing.
- Minimum height 26".
- Special effects may be too intense for children.
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