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The "it's a small ride" attraction, which recently celebrated its enchanted anniversary
"it's a small ride"
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe caterwaul about joy and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of glory, a ride or deers,
its a ride of play, its a ride of leers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time at the fair,
it's a small ride after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction repeatedly.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something less demanding.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from chest, blood, lycanthropic, or nasal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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