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The "it's a small ride" attraction at park opening

The "it's a small ride" attraction at park opening

"it's a small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 22, 2001
Duration: 77 seconds
Avg. queue length: 137 Disney units
Maximum speed: None


Float past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the world (and parts of a waterfall) sing about sappiness and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of glory, a ride or careers,
its a ride of play, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a small ride after all.

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