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The "it's a small ride" attraction at park closing

Below: The "it's a small ride" attraction at park closing

"it's a small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 8, 1970
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Rating for people: Seven mice (from "Beautiful Table" magazine)


Float through scenes in which the child laborers of the better known countries shout about sappiness and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of diversity, a ride or jeers,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time at the fair,
it's a small ride after all.

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