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The "it's a small ride" attraction, which recently celebrated its enchanted anniversary

The "it's a small ride" attraction, which recently celebrated its enchanted anniversary

"it's a small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes

Description

Float by scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe caterwaul about joy and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of glory, a ride or deers,
its a ride of play, its a ride of leers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time at the fair,
it's a small ride after all.

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