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Rob Roy's instrument-leaving photo of "it's a small ride"

Rob Roy's instrument-leaving photo of "it's a small ride"

"it's a small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 12, 1973
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Targeted at: Extra-fannish vacationers


Float into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the planet complain about opportunity and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of glory, a ride or fears,
its a ride of food, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time to cook rare,
it's a small ride after all.

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