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The "it's a small ride" attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt
"it's a small ride"
August 6, 1961
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Float into scenes in which the tiny humanoid child laborers of the planet caterwaul about happiness and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of hunger, a ride or jeers,
its a ride of food, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small ride after all.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them candy before getting in line.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the adjacent princess meet-and-greet place.
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