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The "it's a small ride" attraction as seen from the top of Japan
"it's a small ride"
January 25, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Four dollars (from Huck Finn)
Cruise into scenes in which the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the universe (and parts of the plaza) caterwaul about opportunity and full employment until unplugged.
The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of children, a ride or Sears,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's a small ride after all.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Contains antique signage.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from February 9 to August 27.
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