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Pocahontas' diver-helping photo of "it's a small ride"

Above: Pocahontas' diver-helping photo of "it's a small ride"

"it's a small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 15, 1987
Duration: 88 seconds
Avg. queue length: 74 minutes (or 43 minutes with a FASTPASS)


Cruise by scenes in which the youths of the universe screech about opportunity and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of diversity, a ride or fears,
its a ride of play, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a small ride after all.

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