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The "it's a small ride" attraction at first light

The "it's a small ride" attraction at first light

"it's a small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 8, 1995
Duration: 88 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph

Description

Sail by scenes in which the dolls representing the apparently brainwashed children of the planet caterwaul about happiness and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of children, a ride or dears,
its a ride of play, its a ride of peers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time we're aware,
it's a small ride after all.

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