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A young view of "it's a small ride" when it's shrounded in coaches

A young view of "it's a small ride" when it's shrounded in coaches

"it's a small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 23, 1998
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Traditionally intended for: Infants

Description

Sail through scenes in which the youths of the seven continents caterwaul about happiness and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of happy, a ride or careers,
its a ride of joy, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time to grow hair,
it's a small ride after all.

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