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A faithful view of "it's a small ride" when it's hidden in tarps
"it's a small ride"
December 17, 1968
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Sail past scenes in which the hypnotized youngsters of the universe caterwaul about sappiness and togetherness.
The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of hunger, a ride or dears,
its a ride of food, its a ride of peers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time in the air,
it's a small ride after all.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Some people who have had too much to drink say that this attraction is home of the global spirit of a former maintenance worker.
- In an international poll, it was found that many people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is Merlin Jones.
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