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The "it's a small ride" show during construction
"it's a small ride"
November 15, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the child laborers of the country bellow about joy and the latest fashions.
The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of children, a ride or careers,
its a ride of play, its a ride of veers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time at the fair,
it's a small ride after all.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this show immediately.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors might try to enjoy this show just a moment prior to park closing.
- Minimum height 49".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for young children and some adults.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from leg, clothing, tongue, or back complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During any earthquakes, this show may smell funny.
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