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The "it's a small ride" attraction at dusk

The "it's a small ride" attraction at dusk

"it's a small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 26, 1955
Duration: 108 seconds
Avg. queue length: 749 Disney units
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Three jollies

Description

Float into scenes in which the tiny humanoid apparently brainwashed children of the galaxy caterwaul about happiness and mints.

Theme Song

The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of children, a ride or dears,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of years,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time for Homer,
it's a small ride after all.

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