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The "it's a small realm" attraction, November 25, 1970, 1:24 p.m.
"it's a small realm"
August 29, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the dinky barely mobile youngsters of the world bellow about beauty and government-mandated healthcare until unplugged.
The "it's a small realm" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a realm of diversity, a realm or beers,
its a realm of joy, its a realm of rears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time we're aware,
it's a small realm after all.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them ice cream after taking them on this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from ethical requirements, emotional baggage, or hair or spinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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