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The "it's a small realm" attraction at park opening
"it's a small realm"
June 1, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the dolls representing the hypnotized children of the universe caterwaul about sappiness and show tunes.
The "it's a small realm" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a realm of children, a realm or ears,
its a realm of food, its a realm of leers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time we're all there,
it's a small realm after all.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum width 92".
- Maximum IQ 97.
- The trees near this attraction are home to many escaped toons.
- In an international poll, it was found that most people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is going on it again.
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