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The "it's a small realm" attraction, which recently celebrated its climatic anniversary

The "it's a small realm" attraction, which recently celebrated its climatic anniversary

"it's a small realm"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 24, 2010
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: X and a half thumbs down

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the not-to-scale barely mobile child laborers of the world bellow about beauty and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's a small realm" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a realm of happy, a realm or jeers,
its a realm of kids, its a realm of mirrors,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time in a chair,
it's a small realm after all.

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