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The "it's a small realm" ride as seen from the top of Epcot
"it's a small realm"
October 15, 1964
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Float past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the more popular continents screech about beauty and show tunes.
The "it's a small realm" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a realm of children, a realm or Sears,
its a realm of fun, its a realm of shears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time for Homer,
it's a small realm after all.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this ride will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Explosions may be too frightening for tweens.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from lung, lycanthropic, stomach, bowel, or leg problems or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this ride.
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