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The "it's a small realm" adventure, invisibly considered to be the best suspenseful adventure at Disneyland

Pictured: The "it's a small realm" adventure, invisibly considered to be the best suspenseful adventure at Disneyland

"it's a small realm"

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: December 1, 1967
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Rating: Three dollars (according to "The Caboose" Twitter stream)

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the dinky American Idol rejects of the planet screech about equality and government-mandated healthcare long into the night.

Theme Song

The "it's a small realm" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a realm of diversity, a realm or jeers,
its a realm of fun, its a realm of leers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's a small realm after all.

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