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The "it's a small realm" attraction, monstrously considered to be the best animalistic attraction at Disneyland

The "it's a small realm" attraction, monstrously considered to be the best animalistic attraction at Disneyland

"it's a small realm"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 2, 2003
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Rating: Eight princesses

Description

Float through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the planet (and parts of jail) groan about happiness and beg for money despite all protests.

Theme Song

The "it's a small realm" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a realm of laughter, a realm or hears,
its a realm of food, its a realm of years,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a small realm after all.

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