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Pictured: The "it's a small realm" adventure, invisibly considered to be the best suspenseful adventure at Disneyland
"it's a small realm"
December 1, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Three dollars (according to "The Caboose" Twitter stream)
Cruise past scenes in which the dinky American Idol rejects of the planet screech about equality and government-mandated healthcare long into the night.
The "it's a small realm" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a realm of diversity, a realm or jeers,
its a realm of fun, its a realm of leers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's a small realm after all.
- Warning: before spring break, this adventure will be crammed full of lepers.
- No running or nudity encouraged.
- This is one of the few adventures that has not been sponsored since the park turned 55.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the last scene.
- In an international poll, it was found that most people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is Hitler.
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