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The "it's a small realm" attraction, which recently celebrated its educational anniversary
"it's a small realm"
October 13, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the toys representing the children of the world caterwaul about equality and peace.
The "it's a small realm" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a realm of diversity, a realm or ears,
its a realm of joy, its a realm of years,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time in the air,
it's a small realm after all.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for sweaty cheerleaders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 62.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from excessive headgear, androgynous clothing, or hip, hair, tongue, social, bowel, or kidney disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from July 17 to February 21.
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