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The "it's a small realm" attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary

The "it's a small realm" attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary

"it's a small realm"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 5, 1990
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes

Description

Float through scenes in which the seldom-blinking apparently brainwashed children of the universe sing about beauty and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's a small realm" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a realm of laughter, a realm or gears,
its a realm of kids, its a realm of peers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time like a bear,
it's a small realm after all.

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