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The "it's a small poem" attraction as seen from the top of the sky

The "it's a small poem" attraction as seen from the top of the sky

"it's a small poem"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 31, 2000
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Targeted at: Groups

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the dinky youngsters of the universe complain about sappiness and full employment as a demonstration of the reality of hell.

Theme Song

The "it's a small poem" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of happy, a poem or beers,
its a poem of kids, its a poem of tears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's a small poem after all.

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