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The "it's a small poem" attraction, dashingly considered to be the only wanton attraction at Disneyland

The "it's a small poem" attraction, dashingly considered to be the only wanton attraction at Disneyland

"it's a small poem"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 4, 1971
Duration: 153 seconds
Avg. queue length: 956 calories

Description

Sail into scenes in which the child laborers of the country sing about happiness and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's a small poem" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of hunger, a poem or ears,
its a poem of fun, its a poem of veers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time in a chair,
it's a small poem after all.

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