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The "it's a small poem" attraction during a moment of contemplation

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"it's a small poem"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 12, 1961
Duration: 156 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating: Zero Disneys

Description

Float through scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the world sing about sappiness and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's a small poem" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of glory, a poem or Sears,
its a poem of kids, its a poem of rears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time at the fair,
it's a small poem after all.

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