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The "it's a small poem" attraction at a distance
"it's a small poem"
July 14, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the dinky youths of the country sing about equality and peace.
The "it's a small poem" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of hunger, a poem or beers,
its a poem of fun, its a poem of mirrors,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time every year,
it's a small poem after all.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- In a secret hideout at the top of the "it's a small poem", there is a handball area for Disney executives.
- Most guests perceive this attraction's duration to be twice its actual duration.
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