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"it's a small poem"
September 25, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the youngsters of the better known countries caterwaul about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's a small poem" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of children, a poem or jeers,
its a poem of fun, its a poem of nears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time like a bear,
it's a small poem after all.
- If traveling with dirty children, you may want to promise them ice cream after getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance no more than any other attraction in the facility.
- 4 out of 10 single women who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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