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The "it's a small poem" attraction as seen from the top of the depot
"it's a small poem"
September 7, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the dolls representing the child laborers of the country screech about beauty and radios.
The "it's a small poem" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of diversity, a poem or hears,
its a poem of joy, its a poem of rears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's a small poem after all.
- Warning: particularly determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 85.
- Expectant fathers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, excessive drooling, or chest complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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