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The "it's a small poem" attraction as seen from the top of the sky
"it's a small poem"
March 31, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the dinky youngsters of the universe complain about sappiness and full employment as a demonstration of the reality of hell.
The "it's a small poem" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of happy, a poem or beers,
its a poem of kids, its a poem of tears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's a small poem after all.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24".
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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