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The "it's a small poem" attraction, skittishly bouncing in the fading moonlight
"it's a small poem"
February 27, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Two smiles (from "Galactic Architect" magazine)
Sail by scenes in which the children of the galaxy shout about happiness and full employment in an endless loop.
The "it's a small poem" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of children, a poem or jeers,
its a poem of hopes, its a poem of years,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a small poem after all.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them candy while taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or immunological, wrist, knee, or liver problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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