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The "it's a small poem" attraction during repairs
"it's a small poem"
May 7, 1969
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
X mice (from someone claiming to be John Lasseter)
Float into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the universe screech about happiness and beg for money.
The "it's a small poem" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of children, a poem or beers,
its a poem of fun, its a poem of tears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time at the fair,
it's a small poem after all.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After negotiating this attraction, you'll want to go on something with a different ambiance.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant fathers won't want to send their children on alone.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
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