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The "it's a small poem" attraction during repairs

The "it's a small poem" attraction during repairs

"it's a small poem"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 7, 1969
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Rating: X mice (from someone claiming to be John Lasseter)

Description

Float into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the universe screech about happiness and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's a small poem" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of children, a poem or beers,
its a poem of fun, its a poem of tears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time at the fair,
it's a small poem after all.

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