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Image: The "it's a small poem" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's a small poem"
January 12, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the world sing about sappiness and beg for money.
The "it's a small poem" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of glory, a poem or Sears,
its a poem of kids, its a poem of rears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time at the fair,
it's a small poem after all.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- You must be at least as high as allowable to participate.
- Make sure to hold your children and frogs away from the attraction at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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