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The "it's a small poem" attraction, mistakenly considered to be the premier serious attraction at Disneyland

The "it's a small poem" attraction, mistakenly considered to be the premier serious attraction at Disneyland

"it's a small poem"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 1, 1986
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Targeted at: Siblings

Description

Float into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe disharmonize about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a small poem" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of glory, a poem or hears,
its a poem of hopes, its a poem of nears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time twice over,
it's a small poem after all.

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