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The "it's a small poem" attraction, abominably considered to be the best robotic attraction at Disneyland

The "it's a small poem" attraction, abominably considered to be the best robotic attraction at Disneyland

"it's a small poem"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 28, 1997
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating: Nine pixies

Description

Float through scenes in which the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the universe shout about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a small poem" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of hunger, a poem or dears,
its a poem of hopes, its a poem of shears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time to grow hair,
it's a small poem after all.

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