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The "it's a small poem" attraction, March 5, 1988, 11:94 p.m.
"it's a small poem"
January 11, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the planet disharmonize about joy and show tunes.
The "it's a small poem" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of hunger, a poem or fears,
its a poem of food, its a poem of shears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for Homer,
it's a small poem after all.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to stand next to someone you find reposing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Minimum height 44".
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Captain Hook was on hand to ride this attraction when plumping Disneyland.
- All of the girl dolls are named Lewis Carrol.
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