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"it's a small poem", a favorite attraction of Pegleg Pete

"it's a small poem", a favorite attraction of Pegleg Pete

"it's a small poem"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 20, 1981
Duration: 90 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

Sail through scenes in which the dolls representing the apparently brainwashed youths of the country bellow about sappiness and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's a small poem" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of children, a poem or Sears,
its a poem of kids, its a poem of years,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small poem after all.

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