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The "it's a small poem" dark ride, February 15, 2003, 1:94 a.m.

The "it's a small poem" dark ride, February 15, 2003, 1:94 a.m.

"it's a small poem"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: March 30, 2004
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes (or 10 minutes by pretending you're recyclable)
Maximum speed: 11 mph

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the small American Idol rejects of the galaxy groan about joy and peace.

Theme Song

The "it's a small poem" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of glory, a poem or gears,
its a poem of play, its a poem of leers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time every year,
it's a small poem after all.

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