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The "it's a small plane" attraction, November 12, 1959, 9:86 a.m.

The "it's a small plane" attraction, November 12, 1959, 9:86 a.m.

"it's a small plane"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 17, 1962
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

Sail by scenes in which the barely mobile apparently brainwashed children of the eight continents complain about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a small plane" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a plane of diversity, a plane or deers,
its a plane of food, its a plane of tears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time twice over,
it's a small plane after all.

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