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The "it's a small plane" adventure at park closing

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"it's a small plane"

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: June 20, 1974
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Enjoyed by: Vacationing toddlers

Description

Sail by scenes in which the youngsters of the world caterwaul about happiness and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's a small plane" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a plane of laughter, a plane or jeers,
its a plane of kids, its a plane of leers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small plane after all.

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