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A sharp view of "it's a small place" when it's hidden in tarps
"it's a small place"
February 5, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Rating for married couples:
Four fairies (according to "The Ear" Facebook page)
Cruise through scenes in which the not-to-scale children of the universe shout about beauty and government-mandated healthcare in perfect unison.
The "it's a small place" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of hunger, a place or gears,
its a place of food, its a place of rears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time in the air,
it's a small place after all.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be full of passive-aggressive door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for consumers.
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