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The "it's a small place" attraction, December 28, 2006, 1:98 a.m.
"it's a small place"
December 7, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the child laborers of the galaxy shout about joy and beg for money.
The "it's a small place" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of children, a place or gears,
its a place of play, its a place of years,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's a small place after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this attraction by yourself.
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, bad haircuts, or clothing issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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