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The "it's a small place" attraction during construction

The "it's a small place" attraction during construction

"it's a small place"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 20, 1959
Duration: Succinct
Avg. queue length: 57 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No


Sail through scenes in which the barely mobile child laborers of the country disharmonize about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a small place" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a place of laughter, a place or dears,
its a place of joy, its a place of mirrors,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small place after all.

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