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"it's a small place", a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnson

"it's a small place", a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnson

"it's a small place"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 4, 1971
Duration: 130 seconds
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes

Description

Sail by scenes in which the dinky apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the country caterwaul about happiness and government-mandated healthcare long into the night.

Theme Song

The "it's a small place" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a place of glory, a place or hears,
its a place of joy, its a place of tears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time like a bear,
it's a small place after all.

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