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The "it's a small place" attraction at park closing
"it's a small place"
February 3, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Greater than five mouse ears
Sail past scenes in which the tiny humanoid child laborers of the eight continents caterwaul about equality and peace.
The "it's a small place" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of glory, a place or careers,
its a place of joy, its a place of veers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time to grow hair,
it's a small place after all.
- Warning: before the summer, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something longer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too unsettling for consumers.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from unstopable cluelessness, garish perfume, or back, cardiac, or social disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful experiment.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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