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Jiminy Cricket's sorcerer-bending photo of "it's a small place"
"it's a small place"
April 21, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Six Walts (by www.Satellites.com)
Cruise past scenes in which the seldom-blinking American Idol rejects of the world sing about sappiness and togetherness.
The "it's a small place" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of hunger, a place or fears,
its a place of joy, its a place of leers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time every year,
it's a small place after all.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
- The inaccessible areas behind this attraction are haunted by lost children.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in a university.
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