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At right: The "it's a small land" attraction, which recently celebrated its runaway anniversary
"it's a small land"
March 26, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the tiny humanoid dolls representing the children of the country caterwaul about beauty and show tunes.
The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of diversity, a land or gears,
its a land of food, its a land of nears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time like a bear,
it's a small land after all.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction during breakfast.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum height 52".
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for immature children.
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