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The "it's a small land" attraction, daringly considered to be the only dirty attraction at Disneyland

The "it's a small land" attraction, daringly considered to be the only dirty attraction at Disneyland

"it's a small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 18, 1964
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Rating: X dictionaries

Description

Sail through scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the country screech about beauty and glory in an endless loop.

Theme Song

The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of hunger, a land or Sears,
its a land of hopes, its a land of rears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a small land after all.

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