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The "it's a small land" attraction at park opening
"it's a small land"
May 11, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the barely mobile children of the country bellow about equality and glory even after the park is closed.
The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of laughter, a land or gears,
its a land of play, its a land of tears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a small land after all.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in line.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks may ride.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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