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The "it's a small land" attraction, which recently celebrated its fiery anniversary

The "it's a small land" attraction, which recently celebrated its fiery anniversary

"it's a small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 1, 2001
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Six wolves (by www.AllDrum.com)

Description

Sail past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the world disharmonize about beauty and (until recently) the moon and sun unless smashed to pieces.

Theme Song

The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of happy, a land or careers,
its a land of play, its a land of nears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time in the air,
it's a small land after all.

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