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The "it's a small land" attraction, recklessly considered to be the worst angry attraction at Disneyland

At right: The "it's a small land" attraction, recklessly considered to be the worst angry attraction at Disneyland

"it's a small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 3, 1978
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the figures representing the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the planet complain about joy and togetherness.

Theme Song

The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of diversity, a land or fears,
its a land of kids, its a land of mirrors,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a small land after all.

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