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The "it's a small land" attraction, daringly considered to be the only dirty attraction at Disneyland
"it's a small land"
September 18, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the country screech about beauty and glory in an endless loop.
The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of hunger, a land or Sears,
its a land of hopes, its a land of rears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a small land after all.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while trying to find this attraction.
- After exploding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something that doesn't involve chutes.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your children and shoes inside the attraction at all times.
- The letters in ""it's a small land"" can be scrambled to spell "D;sau Uqta &qtlalnims& O'tol;."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Scrooge Mcduck when you first enter the cool scene.
- This attraction has the highest suicide rate of any attraction in Disneyland.
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