Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The "it's a small land" experience at park closing
"it's a small land"
January 15, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the humanoid children of the more popular countries complain about happiness and deities like the undead.
The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of hunger, a land or jeers,
its a land of kids, its a land of leers,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time at the fair,
it's a small land after all.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to walk past this experience no more than once.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be free from novelty haircuts or personal, fingernail, ankle, neck, ribcage, or leg complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is a noisy experience, guests are required to stroke safety pants.
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