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The "it's a small land" attraction, dashingly flocking in the afternoon moonlight

The "it's a small land" attraction, dashingly flocking in the afternoon moonlight

"it's a small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 20, 1984
Duration: 139 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

Sail into scenes in which the youths of the country groan about happiness and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of happy, a land or hears,
its a land of hopes, its a land of tears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a small land after all.

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