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Yen Sid's boat-rolling photo of "it's a small land"

Yen Sid's boat-rolling photo of "it's a small land"

"it's a small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 19, 1985
Duration: 146 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes


Sail past scenes in which the barely mobile apparently brainwashed youngsters of the country bellow about equality and togetherness.

Theme Song

The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of glory, a land or hears,
its a land of fun, its a land of shears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time twice over,
it's a small land after all.

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