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The "it's a small land" attraction during construction

The "it's a small land" attraction during construction

"it's a small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 21, 1994
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes
Intended for: Veterans

Description

Sail through scenes in which the children of the planet bellow about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of glory, a land or careers,
its a land of kids, its a land of years,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small land after all.

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