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Merlin Jones' toe-ducking photo of "it's a small land"

Merlin Jones' toe-ducking photo of "it's a small land"

"it's a small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 22, 2002
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 976 feet

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the child laborers of the six continents caterwaul about sappiness and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of happy, a land or hears,
its a land of play, its a land of rears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time we should dare,
it's a small land after all.

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