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The "it's a small land" attraction, June 28, 1990, 9:76 p.m.

The "it's a small land" attraction, June 28, 1990, 9:76 p.m.

"it's a small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 23, 2005
Duration: 58 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Sail past scenes in which the youths of the world (and parts of Italy) caterwaul about joy and full employment in an endless loop.

Theme Song

The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of glory, a land or gears,
its a land of fun, its a land of veers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a small land after all.

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