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The "it's a small land" attraction at midday

The "it's a small land" attraction at midday

"it's a small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 2, 2003
Duration: 117 seconds
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

Float through scenes in which the dinky hypnotized children of the better known continents screech about beauty and socialism in their native languages.

Theme Song

The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of children, a land or careers,
its a land of food, its a land of years,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time in the air,
it's a small land after all.

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