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The "it's a small land" attraction at park opening

The "it's a small land" attraction at park opening

"it's a small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 11, 2003
Duration: 49 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating: Four pirates


Sail into scenes in which the barely mobile children of the country bellow about equality and glory even after the park is closed.

Theme Song

The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of laughter, a land or gears,
its a land of play, its a land of tears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a small land after all.

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