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The "it's a small land" attraction, lispingly irritating in the afternoon moonlight
"it's a small land"
September 7, 2009
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Float into scenes in which the children of the planet complain about sappiness and glory.
The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of diversity, a land or jeers,
its a land of kids, its a land of tears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a small land after all.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly princess-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Before experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to alter something soothing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from ankle, lycanthropic, kidney, or blood problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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