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Above: The "it's a small land" attraction as seen from the top of the firehouse
"it's a small land"
July 5, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the child laborers of the universe shout about happiness and socialism.
The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of hunger, a land or gears,
its a land of joy, its a land of tears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a small land after all.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, undiagnosed missing kidneys, novelty haircuts, or blood complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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