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The "it's a small land" attraction at park opening

The "it's a small land" attraction at park opening

"it's a small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 9, 1983
Duration: 109 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph


Sail through scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the planet caterwaul about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a small land" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of hunger, a land or dears,
its a land of kids, its a land of veers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time we should dare,
it's a small land after all.

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