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The "it's a small hell" attraction, electronically considered to be the worst marginal attraction at Disneyland
"it's a small hell"
February 26, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the dinky barely mobile American Idol rejects of the country complain about happiness and full employment.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of hunger, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of food, its a hell of shears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time we're all there,
it's a small hell after all.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to Pierre impersonators.
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