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The "it's a small hell" attraction, temptingly considered to be the only medieval attraction at Disneyland
"it's a small hell"
March 15, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the children of the galaxy sing about joy and the latest fashions.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of hunger, a hell or fears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time at the fair,
it's a small hell after all.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After going on this attraction, look for something with a different ambiance.
- Boredom may occur.
- No babies or snacks allowed.
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