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Photo: The "it's a small hell" attraction at park opening
"it's a small hell"
January 2, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Zero happy faces
Cruise past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the galaxy shout about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of glory, a hell or careers,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time in the air,
it's a small hell after all.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to cranky reprobates.
Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No photography or dawdling permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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