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Photo: The "it's a small hell" attraction, softly considered to be the only patriotic attraction at Disneyland
"it's a small hell"
November 4, 2011
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Float by scenes in which the child laborers of the planet disharmonize about opportunity and the latest fashions.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of glory, a hell or dears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time we're aware,
it's a small hell after all.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- You must be at least as large as a bartender to go on.
- Maximum height 59".
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