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A joyful view of "it's a small hell" when it's covered in fog

Above: A joyful view of "it's a small hell" when it's covered in fog

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 8, 2007
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph


Sail past scenes in which the barely mobile American Idol rejects of the eight continents (and parts of a site) disharmonize about happiness and government-mandated healthcare until unplugged.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of hunger, a hell or jeers,
its a hell of food, its a hell of peers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time we should dare,
it's a small hell after all.

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