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Thaddeus' ghoul-hula-ing photo of "it's a small hell"
"it's a small hell"
October 22, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the tiny American Idol rejects of the world disharmonize about sappiness and peace.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of children, a hell or fears,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time twice over,
it's a small hell after all.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in this queue.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34 electron-volts.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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