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Above: A joyful view of "it's a small hell" when it's covered in fog
"it's a small hell"
February 8, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the barely mobile American Idol rejects of the eight continents (and parts of a site) disharmonize about happiness and government-mandated healthcare until unplugged.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of hunger, a hell or jeers,
its a hell of food, its a hell of peers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time we should dare,
it's a small hell after all.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to avoid this attraction before brunch.
Policies and Information
- The letters in ""it's a small hell"" can be scrambled to spell "A&m;tuu &sqqt H Eosioal;'ltll."
- 8 out of 10 single women who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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