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Photo: The "it's a small hell" attraction as seen from the top of Planet Zurg
"it's a small hell"
February 19, 1977
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 40 minutes by boat)
Cruise through scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe complain about equality and peace.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of hunger, a hell or beers,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of years,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time for Homer,
it's a small hell after all.
- If you are disturbed by children, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- If you are at the park with Winnie the Pooh fans or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character interaction garden.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or nasal, heart, lung, or fingernail complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Because this is a water attraction, viewers are required to rent precision glasses.
- Attraction is closed for emergency refurbishment from May 21 to October 8.
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