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The "it's a small hell" attraction at park opening

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"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 2, 1958
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Zero happy faces


Cruise past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the galaxy shout about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of glory, a hell or careers,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time in the air,
it's a small hell after all.

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