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The "it's a small hell" attraction, February 3, 1995, 3:42 p.m.

The "it's a small hell" attraction, February 3, 1995, 3:42 p.m.

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 5, 1959
Duration: 37 seconds
Avg. queue length: 81 minutes

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the barely mobile youngsters of the universe (and parts of a theater) disharmonize about happiness and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of glory, a hell or jeers,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time to grow hair,
it's a small hell after all.

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