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The "it's a small hell" attraction at first light
"it's a small hell"
September 24, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the five continents caterwaul about opportunity and equal pay.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of hunger, a hell or deers,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of years,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time for a pair,
it's a small hell after all.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to just give up and play.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland bloggers might try to imagine this attraction more than a quarter hour preceeding its opening.
- Minimum height 20" (or 10" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and balloons inside the other guests at appropriate times.
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