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Above: The "it's a small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its shaggy anniversary
"it's a small hell"
January 7, 1963
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Float through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the planet harmonize about sappiness and beg for money as a demonstration of the reality of hell.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of children, a hell or gears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time at the fair,
it's a small hell after all.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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