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An icy view of "it's a small hell" when it's hidden in darkness
"it's a small hell"
November 30, 1968
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Float by scenes in which the humanoid youngsters of the country groan about equality and the latest fashions long into the night.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of happy, a hell or beers,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time twice over,
it's a small hell after all.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, go on this thrill ride only under pain of death.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed growths or chest, liver, or familial complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
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