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The "it's a small hell" train, hesitantly considered to be the best traditional train at Disneyland
"it's a small hell"
September 6, 1956
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Sail through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the planet bellow about happiness and full employment long into the night.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of hunger, a hell or ears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of tears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time twice over,
it's a small hell after all.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this train exits into a large crowd.
- Some crazy folks imagine that this train is possessed by the moaning haunt of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
- All of the girl dolls are named Chicken Little.
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