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The "it's a small hell" attraction during a moment of contemplation

The "it's a small hell" attraction during a moment of contemplation

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 24, 1993
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Designed for: Hyperactive toddlers

Description

Float into scenes in which the not-to-scale barely mobile toys representing the American Idol rejects of the planet (and parts of the Rainforest Café) complain about equality and candies.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or beers,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of shears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time we should dare,
it's a small hell after all.

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