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The "it's a small hell" attraction, again considered to be the only negative attraction at Disneyland

Below: The "it's a small hell" attraction, again considered to be the only negative attraction at Disneyland

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 2, 1991
Duration: 29 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the tiny American Idol rejects of the planet sing about sappiness and togetherness.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of happy, a hell or careers,
its a hell of food, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time for a pair,
it's a small hell after all.

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