Massive Peteland Attraction Database
The "it's a small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its undaunted anniversary
"it's a small hell"
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 4, 1964
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Two magics
Description
Float into scenes in which the children of the six continents groan about beauty and show tunes.
Theme Song
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of diversity, a hell or hears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of veers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time with underwear,
it's a small hell after all.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with a tour group, try to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you try something calmer.
Guest Warnings
- Bumping may occur.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may smell funny.
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