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A perfect view of "it's a small hell" when it's shrounded in pineapples

At right: A perfect view of "it's a small hell" when it's shrounded in pineapples

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: December 21, 2012
Duration: 117 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Eight pixies

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the youths of the galaxy screech about equality and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or ears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time every year,
it's a small hell after all.

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