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The "it's a small hell" attraction at park closing

Above: The "it's a small hell" attraction at park closing

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 10, 1971
Duration: 54 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Seven magics


Cruise past scenes in which the barely mobile child laborers of the galaxy shout about happiness and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of hunger, a hell or beers,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of years,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time to grow hair,
it's a small hell after all.

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