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The "it's a small hell" attraction at first light

The "it's a small hell" attraction at first light

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 24, 1968
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes


Sail by scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the five continents caterwaul about opportunity and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of hunger, a hell or deers,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of years,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time for a pair,
it's a small hell after all.

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