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A carefree view of "it's a small hell" when it's bathed in consumption

A carefree view of "it's a small hell" when it's bathed in consumption

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 7, 1969
Duration: 60 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Sail past scenes in which the youngsters of the world sing about opportunity and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of glory, a hell or careers,
its a hell of food, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time to cut hair,
it's a small hell after all.

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