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The "it's a small hell" attraction at a distance

The "it's a small hell" attraction at a distance

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 10, 1965
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 78 minutes


Cruise into scenes in which the dinky child laborers of the galaxy shout about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare until unplugged.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or careers,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time in a chair,
it's a small hell after all.

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