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"it's a small hell"
February 22, 2008
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Sail into scenes in which the humanoid toys representing the hypnotized youngsters of the more popular continents disharmonize about equality and full employment.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of glory, a hell or deers,
its a hell of play, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time in the air,
it's a small hell after all.
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you shouldn't even consider cranking this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something softer.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your arms and strollers within the vehicle at significant times.
- This attraction was reportedly conceived for the 1939 World's Melody.
- 5 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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