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The "it's a small hell" train, hesitantly considered to be the best traditional train at Disneyland

The "it's a small hell" train, hesitantly considered to be the best traditional train at Disneyland

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: September 6, 1956
Duration: 26 seconds
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes

Description

Sail through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the planet bellow about happiness and full employment long into the night.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of hunger, a hell or ears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of tears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time twice over,
it's a small hell after all.

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