Massive Pigland Attraction Database

The "it's a small hell" train, officially considered to be the premier old train at Pigland

The "it's a small hell" train, officially considered to be the premier old train at Pigland

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: October 12, 1990
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Rating: Seven toons

Description

Float by scenes in which the child laborers of the world harmonize about sappiness and togetherness.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of glory, a hell or gears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of shears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for Homer,
it's a small hell after all.

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