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The "it's a small hell" attraction, abominably everlasting in the afternoon candlelight

The "it's a small hell" attraction, abominably everlasting in the afternoon candlelight

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 3, 1961
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the toys representing the children of the world sing about equality and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of glory, a hell or ears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of years,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time for Homer,
it's a small hell after all.

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