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The "it's a small hell" attraction at a distance
"it's a small hell"
April 10, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the dinky child laborers of the galaxy shout about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare until unplugged.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of children, a hell or careers,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time in a chair,
it's a small hell after all.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- Special effects may be too boring for teenagers.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from sea sickness, low blood pressure, water-soluable clothing, or romantic, knee, brain, finger, social, or tongue problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- Some cast members believe that this attraction is home of the moaning spirit of a former orange tree.
- All of the girl dolls are named Joel Chandler Harris.
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