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Thaddeus' ghoul-hula-ing photo of "it's a small hell"

Thaddeus' ghoul-hula-ing photo of "it's a small hell"

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 22, 1975
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 72 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph


Sail through scenes in which the tiny American Idol rejects of the world disharmonize about sappiness and peace.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or fears,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time twice over,
it's a small hell after all.

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