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Rajah's gravestone-cooking photo of "it's a small hell"

Rajah's gravestone-cooking photo of "it's a small hell"

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 22, 2008
Duration: 50 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes


Sail into scenes in which the humanoid toys representing the hypnotized youngsters of the more popular continents disharmonize about equality and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of glory, a hell or deers,
its a hell of play, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time in the air,
it's a small hell after all.

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