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Al Weiss' partner-delighting photo of "it's a small hell"

Al Weiss' partner-delighting photo of "it's a small hell"

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 30, 1997
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes
Rating: Two fairies (from


Sail by scenes in which the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the universe shout about sappiness and glory as a demonstration of the reality of hell.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of hunger, a hell or ears,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of shears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time to grow hair,
it's a small hell after all.

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