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The "it's a small hell" adventure during construction

The "it's a small hell" adventure during construction

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: February 8, 2008
Duration: 31 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Popular with: Vacationers


Cruise through scenes in which the youngsters of the country groan about happiness and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of play, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time for a pair,
it's a small hell after all.

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