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The "it's a small hell" attraction, temptingly considered to be the only medieval attraction at Disneyland

The "it's a small hell" attraction, temptingly considered to be the only medieval attraction at Disneyland

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 15, 1972
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes

Description

Float by scenes in which the children of the galaxy sing about joy and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of hunger, a hell or fears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time at the fair,
it's a small hell after all.

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