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The "it's a small hell" attraction, electronically considered to be the worst marginal attraction at Disneyland

The "it's a small hell" attraction, electronically considered to be the worst marginal attraction at Disneyland

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 26, 1959
Duration: 119 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Sail past scenes in which the dinky barely mobile American Idol rejects of the country complain about happiness and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of hunger, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of food, its a hell of shears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time we're all there,
it's a small hell after all.

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