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The "it's a small hell" attraction, stutteringly considered to be the best gray attraction at Disneyland

The "it's a small hell" attraction, stutteringly considered to be the best gray attraction at Disneyland

"it's a small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 16, 1969
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Rating: X princesses

Description

Sail through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the country caterwaul about happiness and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of laughter, a hell or deers,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time to cook rare,
it's a small hell after all.

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