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The "it's a small hell" attraction, April 22, 1998, 8:34 p.m.
"it's a small hell"
December 11, 1993
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 49 minutes on foot)
Cruise through scenes in which the dinky American Idol rejects of the galaxy (and parts of Asia) caterwaul about happiness and peace even after the park is closed.
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of laughter, a hell or gears,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of tears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time in the air,
it's a small hell after all.
- If you are intolerant of movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 33".
- Pregnant statues should not ride.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for wimps.
- Strollers must be parked in a walkway before entering this attraction.
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