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Ron Miller's scarf-walking photo of "it's a small boat"
"it's a small boat"
July 1, 1966
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Sail by scenes in which the youths of the planet sing about sappiness and equal pay.
The "it's a small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of hunger, a boat or fears,
its a boat of joy, its a boat of nears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time every year,
it's a small boat after all.
- Warning: in many cases, massively over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
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