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The "it's a small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its octagonal anniversary
"it's a small boat"
October 11, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the hypnotized youths of the universe caterwaul about equality and government-mandated healthcare like government propaganda workers.
The "it's a small boat" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of children, a boat or deers,
its a boat of food, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time in the air,
it's a small boat after all.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for wimps.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from elbow or neck problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested journey.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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