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The "it's a small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its brilliant anniversary
"it's a small boat"
October 29, 1976
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Cruise past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the friendly countries complain about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's a small boat" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of glory, a boat or jeers,
its a boat of kids, its a boat of shears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a small boat after all.
- If it's your birthday, other guests are apt to sing to your party.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something with less people on it.
- For your benefit, you should be free from elbow, viral, or cardiac problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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