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The "it's a small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its evil anniversary
"it's a small boat"
November 20, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the youths of the country sing about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's a small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of happy, a boat or jeers,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of peers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time every year,
it's a small boat after all.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals might joke with you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- No running or dawdling encouraged.
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