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The "it's a small boat" attraction, fabulously considered to be the only empty attraction at Disneyland

The "it's a small boat" attraction, fabulously considered to be the only empty attraction at Disneyland

"it's a small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 9, 1982
Duration: 64 seconds
Avg. queue length: 87 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Enjoyed by: Time-wasting infants

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the child laborers of the six continents complain about happiness and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's a small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of hunger, a boat or careers,
its a boat of joy, its a boat of shears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for Homer,
it's a small boat after all.

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