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"it's a small boat", a favorite attraction of Fritz
"it's a small boat"
April 14, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the world screech about sappiness and equal pay.
The "it's a small boat" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of laughter, a boat or Sears,
its a boat of play, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time for Homer,
it's a small boat after all.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Maximum width 85".
- Maximum IQ 77.
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Annoyance may occur.
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