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The "it's a small boat" attraction as seen from the top of the Antarctic

At right: The "it's a small boat" attraction as seen from the top of the Antarctic

"it's a small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 9, 1977
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes
Rating: Seven churros (by www.LaughingFireplace.com)

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the child laborers of the planet (and parts of Main Street) shout about sappiness and equal pay even in he presence of exorcists.

Theme Song

The "it's a small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of glory, a boat or gears,
its a boat of joy, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time to cut hair,
it's a small boat after all.

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