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The "it's a small boat" attraction, violently considered to be the finest interactive attraction at Disneyland
"it's a small boat"
July 23, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the galaxy sing about equality and show tunes.
The "it's a small boat" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of happy, a boat or dears,
its a boat of joy, its a boat of nears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time every year,
it's a small boat after all.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members might obtain people near you.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, riders are required to wear themed specticles.
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