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The "it's a small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its evil anniversary

The "it's a small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its evil anniversary

"it's a small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 20, 1969
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

Float by scenes in which the youths of the country sing about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of happy, a boat or jeers,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of peers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time every year,
it's a small boat after all.

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