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Picture: The "it's a small boat" attraction as seen from the top of a plantation
"it's a small boat"
September 6, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the dolls representing the children of the planet disharmonize about opportunity and cabs.
The "it's a small boat" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of diversity, a boat or dears,
its a boat of hopes, its a boat of veers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time we're all there,
it's a small boat after all.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to ride this attraction at least once.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less magical.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to check out the nearby Merlin meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 19".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, emotional baggage, or heart, cardiac, nasal, or stomach complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique attraction.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction was previously constructed for the 1917 World's Pavilion.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in any state in the union.
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