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The "it's a small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its brilliant anniversary

The "it's a small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its brilliant anniversary

"it's a small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 29, 1976
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Rating: Five reviews

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the friendly countries complain about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a small boat" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of glory, a boat or jeers,
its a boat of kids, its a boat of shears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a small boat after all.

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