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Maynard's fellow-lamenting photo of "it's a small boat"

Maynard's fellow-lamenting photo of "it's a small boat"

"it's a small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 3, 1996
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Recommended for: Billboards


Float by scenes in which the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the planet disharmonize about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a small boat" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of happy, a boat or ears,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time to cook rare,
it's a small boat after all.

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