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Lampwick's cup-howling photo of "it's a small boat"

Lampwick's cup-howling photo of "it's a small boat"

"it's a small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 10, 2008
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 234 feet


Float through scenes in which the dolls representing the youths of the better known countries shout about happiness and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's a small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of glory, a boat or Sears,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time to grow hair,
it's a small boat after all.

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