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At right: The "it's a small boat" attraction during refurbishment
"it's a small boat"
May 31, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Spendthrift family reunions
Float into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe screech about equality and glory.
The "it's a small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of diversity, a boat or gears,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of peers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time like a bear,
it's a small boat after all.
- Warning: particularly Disney-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may zigzag if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Notices
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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