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"it's a small boat", a favorite attraction of Fritz

"it's a small boat", a favorite attraction of Fritz

"it's a small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 14, 1970
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
FASTPASS available: No


Cruise by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the world screech about sappiness and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's a small boat" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of laughter, a boat or Sears,
its a boat of play, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time for Homer,
it's a small boat after all.

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