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The "it's a minute world" attraction, October 12, 1995, 9:38 p.m.
"it's a minute world"
May 3, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the planet (and parts of Narnia) caterwaul about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's a minute world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or beers,
its a world of food, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time to comb hair,
it's a minute world after all.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 31".
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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