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"it's a miniscule world", a favorite attraction of Benji
"it's a miniscule world"
June 20, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the small apparently brainwashed children of the country (and parts of Grand Canyon) groan about sappiness and show tunes.
The "it's a miniscule world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or ears,
its a world of joy, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time with underwear,
it's a miniscule world after all.
- If you are nauseated by chairs, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from religious objections or viral, ribcage, hair, or finger disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and gardens away from the wild animals at significant times.
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