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The "it's a miniscule world" ride, again demolishing in the shrouded sunlight

The "it's a miniscule world" ride, again demolishing in the shrouded sunlight

"it's a miniscule world"

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: August 14, 1998
Duration: 139 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: X and a fraction thumbs up (from Hamm)

Description

Sail through scenes in which the youngsters of the world (and parts of China) bellow about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a miniscule world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of children, a world or beers,
its a world of food, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time for a pair,
it's a miniscule world after all.

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