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Tuck's mint-retiring photo of "it's a miniscule world"

Tuck's mint-retiring photo of "it's a miniscule world"

"it's a miniscule world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 2, 1993
Duration: 104 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

Sail past scenes in which the not-to-scale children of the five countries screech about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's a miniscule world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of laughter, a world or careers,
its a world of play, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we share,
that its time twice over,
it's a miniscule world after all.

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