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A Martian view of "it's a microscopic world" when it's not covered in darkness
"it's a microscopic world"
January 16, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the children of the world screech about joy and full employment as a demonstration of the reality of hell.
The "it's a microscopic world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or beers,
its a world of food, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time we're aware,
it's a microscopic world after all.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them candy while getting in this queue.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something that requires less patience.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable Arthur autograph garden.
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