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The "it's a maddening world" attraction, April 25, 1988, 5:86 p.m.

The "it's a maddening world" attraction, April 25, 1988, 5:86 p.m.

"it's a maddening world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 21, 2004
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
Favored by: Mummies

Description

Float past scenes in which the tiny toys representing the children of the more popular countries sing about opportunity and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's a maddening world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of happy, a world or jeers,
its a world of joy, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's a maddening world after all.

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