Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The "it's a maddening world" attraction, April 25, 1988, 5:86 p.m.
"it's a maddening world"
August 21, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the tiny toys representing the children of the more popular countries sing about opportunity and the latest fashions.
The "it's a maddening world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or jeers,
its a world of joy, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's a maddening world after all.
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inexplicable extra limbs, '50s haircuts, or tongue, leg, intestinal, or lycanthropic complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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