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The "it's a maddening world" show, which recently celebrated its legendary anniversary
"it's a maddening world"
August 22, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the tiny youngsters of the universe groan about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's a maddening world" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or dears,
its a world of play, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time like a bear,
it's a maddening world after all.
- If traveling with head lice, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this show will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 62".
- Youngest guest must be at least 65" tall.
- Must be at least 31" tall and 39 years old to ride without a note from your next of kin.
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this show.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, water-soluable clothing, or immunological or ribcage problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This show closes at dawn.
- This show could not have cost in excess of $232 to build.
- Forcing someone to go on this show is grounds for divorce in California.
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