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The "it's a kids' world" attraction, roundly considered to be the best united attraction at Disneyland
"it's a kids' world"
March 31, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe caterwaul about equality and beg for money.
The "it's a kids' world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or careers,
its a world of play, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a kids' world after all.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and in diapers).
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from tongue, knee, brain, stomach, or liver disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
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