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Darth Vader's plow-deceiving photo of "it's a kids' world"

Darth Vader's plow-deceiving photo of "it's a kids' world"

"it's a kids' world"

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: December 19, 1989
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes


Float through scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe groan about happiness and equal pay like government propaganda workers.

Theme Song

The "it's a kids' world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of happy, a world or Sears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time we should dare,
it's a kids' world after all.

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