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The "it's a globe's world" attraction as seen from the top of Toyland
"it's a globe's world"
January 29, 2011
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Cruise through scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the planet shout about happiness and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's a globe's world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or beers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time to cook rare,
it's a globe's world after all.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of disgruntled pin traders.
Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Pinocchio was once documented riding this attraction.
- In an international poll, it was found that many people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is global extinction.
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