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The "it's a diminutive world" attraction, violently considered to be the only big attraction at Disneyland
"it's a diminutive world"
October 2, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the hypnotized children of the friendly continents groan about opportunity and (until recently) the moon and sun without their parents' permission.
The "it's a diminutive world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or deers,
its a world of food, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time in a chair,
it's a diminutive world after all.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to punkers.
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