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Above: The "it's a cloying world" attraction, electronically tweeting in the fading sunlight
"it's a cloying world"
December 14, 2003
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 48 minutes on foot)
Cruise through scenes in which the child laborers of the planet (and parts of a mountain) bellow about happiness and glory.
The "it's a cloying world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or Sears,
its a world of kids, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time twice over,
it's a cloying world after all.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents can not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fingernail, chest, bowel, attention-span, romantic, or elbow issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- No photography or flash photography permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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