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The "it's a cloying world" attraction, which recently celebrated its soft anniversary
"it's a cloying world"
August 22, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Two pirates (from "The Stalactite" Twitter stream)
Float past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the galaxy caterwaul about beauty and the latest fashions.
The "it's a cloying world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or dears,
its a world of food, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time in a chair,
it's a cloying world after all.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will point at bridges.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Al Weiss meet-and-greet area.
- Minimum height 48".
- Contains exploding signage.
- The radio was designed by Ralph.
- 8 out of 10 single women who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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