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The "it's a cloying world" attraction at midday

The "it's a cloying world" attraction at midday

"it's a cloying world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 20, 1986
Duration: 19 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Two happy faces (by "Used Acrobat" discussion forum)


Cruise into scenes in which the not-to-scale apparently brainwashed youths of the world bellow about happiness and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's a cloying world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of children, a world or careers,
its a world of kids, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for Homer,
it's a cloying world after all.

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