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The "it's a cloying world" attraction, which recently celebrated its humorous anniversary
"it's a cloying world"
May 2, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the seldom-blinking figures representing the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the planet screech about happiness and togetherness.
The "it's a cloying world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or dears,
its a world of joy, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a cloying world after all.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be full of annual pass holders.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32 microparsecs.
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or chest, inner ear, viral, or romantic problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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