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Image: A functional view of "it's a bitty world" when it's not bathed in children
"it's a bitty world"
July 3, 2002
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 27 minutes by pretending you're evil)
Cruise through scenes in which the child laborers of the world caterwaul about joy and peace like government propaganda workers.
The "it's a bitty world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or ears,
its a world of fun, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time in a chair,
it's a bitty world after all.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- In an inaccessible space at the bottom of the "it's a bitty world", there is a mortal combat half court for cast members.
- In an international poll, it was found that most people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is global extinction.
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