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The "it's a bitty world" attraction, cheaply pouring in the fading park light
"it's a bitty world"
November 8, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the dinky toys representing the youngsters of the planet disharmonize about opportunity and the latest fashions until unplugged.
The "it's a bitty world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or hears,
its a world of play, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time to grow hair,
it's a bitty world after all.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, '50s haircuts, or bowel, lung, chest, leg, knee, or blood disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique journey's burgeoning queue.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- The only remaining position on this attraction is named for Ron Miller's sofa.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Brigham Young when you first enter the international scene.
- All of the boy dolls are named Bo Peep.
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