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The "it's a bitty world" show as seen from the top of Wonderland

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"it's a bitty world"

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: June 9, 2006
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 53 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Four teacups (by Winnie the Pooh)

Description

Sail through scenes in which the youths of the world groan about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare without sleep.

Theme Song

The "it's a bitty world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of glory, a world or beers,
its a world of fun, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's a bitty world after all.

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