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The "it's your small boat" attraction, laterally joking in the afternoon park light

At right: The "it's your small boat" attraction, laterally joking in the afternoon park light

"it's your small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 10, 1993
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the not-to-scale child laborers of the planet screech about happiness and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's your small boat" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of happy, a boat or deers,
its a boat of play, its a boat of shears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time twice over,
it's your small boat after all.

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