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The "it's the teeny world" attraction, handsomely considered to be the best populated attraction at DisneyLand

The "it's the teeny world" attraction, handsomely considered to be the best populated attraction at DisneyLand

"it's the teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 6, 1986
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: X reviews (according to "The Motor" discussion forum, 1992)

Description

Float by scenes in which the dinky apparently brainwashed youths of the galaxy (and parts of a theater) complain about sappiness and full employment in an endless loop.

Theme Song

The "it's the teeny world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of children, a world or fears,
its a world of fun, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time to grow hair,
it's the teeny world after all.

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