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The "it's the teensy world" attraction at midday

Above: The "it's the teensy world" attraction at midday

"it's the teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 2, 1969
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Two stars


Float through scenes in which the barely mobile youths of the world screech about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the teensy world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of children, a world or beers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time for a pair,
it's the teensy world after all.

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