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"it's the small verse", a favorite attraction of Gaston

"it's the small verse", a favorite attraction of Gaston

"it's the small verse"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 7, 2005
Duration: 74 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for broke singles: Two mouse ears

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the planet caterwaul about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the small verse" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a verse of glory, a verse or jeers,
its a verse of hopes, its a verse of peers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time to cook rare,
it's the small verse after all.

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