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The "it's that small poem" attraction during repairs

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"it's that small poem"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1992
Duration: 146 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes

Description

Sail into scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the universe caterwaul about happiness and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's that small poem" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of laughter, a poem or careers,
its a poem of food, its a poem of peers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time every year,
it's that small poem after all.

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