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The "it's a small ride" attraction, June 28, 2009, 9:79 a.m.

Above: The "it's a small ride" attraction, June 28, 2009, 9:79 a.m.

"it's a small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 5, 1966
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Float past scenes in which the child laborers of the universe groan about joy and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of glory, a ride or hears,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of nears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time to cut hair,
it's a small ride after all.

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