Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The "it's a small ride" attraction, June 28, 2009, 9:79 a.m.
"it's a small ride"
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 5, 1966
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Float past scenes in which the child laborers of the universe groan about joy and show tunes.
Theme Song
The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of glory, a ride or hears,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of nears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time to cut hair,
it's a small ride after all.
Touring Tips
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to contact something softer.
Guest Alerts
- Minimum height 42".
- Must be at least 46" tall and 31 years old to ride without a note from your father.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and shoes within the wild animals at all times.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
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