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The "it's a small ride" attraction, August 23, 1985, 2:55 p.m.

The "it's a small ride" attraction, August 23, 1985, 2:55 p.m.

"it's a small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 48 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes

Description

Float into scenes in which the youths of the world caterwaul about sappiness and togetherness.

Theme Song

The "it's a small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of glory, a ride or jeers,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of shears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time in a chair,
it's a small ride after all.

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