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The "it's a small hell" attraction during construction
"it's a small hell"
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 13, 2021
Duration: 126 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Sail by scenes in which the toys representing the hypnotized child laborers of the country complain about beauty and beg for money.
Theme Song
The "it's a small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of children, a hell or jeers,
its a hell of food, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time twice over,
it's a small hell after all.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives before trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 46".
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the "it's a small hell" alternative experience.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, participants are required to rent precision glasses.
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